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Juliet27 Sun 09-May-21 08:41:15

The starlings are busy today
Finding insects to take away

crazyH Tue 22-Jun-21 12:59:08

A person called Percy from Perth
Aroused many feelings of mirth
He dressed like an elf

Mollygo Tue 22-Jun-21 10:46:44

A person called Percy from Perth
Aroused many feelings of mirth

henetha Tue 22-Jun-21 10:45:16

I’d rather look after a cat
They look down at us, and that’s that
But they’ll always purrrrrrrrr
And snap at the cur
And catch the odd mouse or rat.

A person called Percy from Perth

crazyH Tue 22-Jun-21 10:10:07

I’d rather look after a cat
They look down at us, and that’s that
But they’ll always purrrrrrrrr
And snap at the cur

Mollygo Tue 22-Jun-21 09:09:23

I’d rather look after a cat
They look down at us, and that’s that
But they’ll always purrrrrrrrr

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 22-Jun-21 08:15:24

I'd rather look after a cat
They look down at us and that's that

nanna8 Tue 22-Jun-21 01:08:19

S are= scare

nanna8 Tue 22-Jun-21 01:07:50

My peacock is screaming tonight
He drank too much gin and got tight!
Did he strut and pout?
And s are all about?
And show off his feathers all night

I’d rather look after a cat

FarNorth Tue 22-Jun-21 01:01:09

My peacock is screaming tonight
He drank too much gin and got tight!
Did he strut and pout?
And scare all about?

crazyH Tue 22-Jun-21 00:05:02

My peacock is screaming tonight
He drank too much gin and got tight!
Did he strut and pout?

Mollygo Mon 21-Jun-21 23:53:02

My peacock is screaming tonight
He drank too much gin and got tight!

Elrel Mon 21-Jun-21 23:36:14

If I could be eighteen once more
I would be a rebel for sure
I’d not be daunted
Tho I was haunted
By fear of just being a bore.

My peacock is screaming tonight

FarNorth Mon 21-Jun-21 22:35:41

If I could be eighteen once more
I would be a rebel for sure
I’d not be daunted
Tho I was haunted

Jangran99 Mon 21-Jun-21 21:46:07

If I could be eighteen once more
I would be a rebel for sure
I’d not be daunted

crazyH Mon 21-Jun-21 18:39:13

If I could be eighteen once more
I would be a rebel for sure

Juliet27 Mon 21-Jun-21 18:09:57

I used to own a terrapin
Which, strangely, had a double chin
It stood in the way
One step took all day
But once in the water he’d win

If I could be eighteen once more

GoldenLady Mon 21-Jun-21 17:54:37

I used to own a terrapin
Which, strangely, had a double chin
It stood in the way
And one step took all day

crazyH Mon 21-Jun-21 16:47:09

I used to own a terrapin
Which, strangely, had a double chin
It stood in the way

FarNorth Mon 21-Jun-21 15:51:17

I used to own a terrapin
Which, strangely, had a double chin

Juliet27 Mon 21-Jun-21 13:32:18

A tortoise is easy to keep
Not noisy and mostly asleep
A cosy brown shell
And really no smell
And from him there’s never a peep.

I used to own a terrapin

henetha Mon 21-Jun-21 11:26:20

A tortoise is easy to keep
Not noisy and mostly,asleep
A cosy brown shell
And really no smell

nanna8 Mon 21-Jun-21 09:29:23

A tortoise is easy to keep
Not noisy and mostly,asleep
A cosy brown shell

crazyH Mon 21-Jun-21 09:21:53

A tortoise is easy to keep
Not noisy and mostly, asleep

Juliet27 Mon 21-Jun-21 08:05:33

A parakeet I now have bought
The gift of the gab it has caught
It simply won't stop,
Neighbour called the cop,
I wonder by whom it was taught

A tortoise is easy to keep

crazyH Sun 20-Jun-21 22:31:33

A parakeet I now have bought
The gift of the gab it has caught
It simply won't stop,
Neighbour called the cop,

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