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Juliet27 Sun 09-May-21 08:41:15

The starlings are busy today
Finding insects to take away

Nell8 Mon 07-Jun-21 08:53:38

My ficus elastica's fine
I feed her with coffee and wine
Not everyone knows
The reason she glows

crazyH Sun 06-Jun-21 14:30:22

My ficus elastica’s fine
I feed her with coffee and wine
Not everyone knows

FarNorth Sun 06-Jun-21 14:26:56

My ficus elastica’s fine
I feed her with coffee and wine

Mollygo Sun 06-Jun-21 14:22:57

Fake plants on my patio look good
And leave me more time to eat food
A dunk in the sink
Hey presto, wink wink
I’d dunk me, but that would be rude!

My ficus elastica’s fine

crazyH Sun 06-Jun-21 13:51:30

Fake plants on my patio look good
And leave me more time to eat food
A dunk in the sink
Hey presto, wink wink,

Nell8 Sun 06-Jun-21 13:10:23

Fake plants on my patio look good
And leave me more time to eat food
A dunk in the sink

FarNorth Sun 06-Jun-21 12:18:20

Fake plants on my patio look good
And leave me more time to eat food

crazyH Sun 06-Jun-21 11:14:45

I'll just sit there reading my book
Resisting temptation to cook
With a glass of wine
And everything's fine
And hope that the neighbours don’t look

Fake plants on my patio look good

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 06-Jun-21 10:00:34

I'll just sit there reading my book
Resisting temptation to cook
With a glass of wine
And everything's fine

nanna8 Sun 06-Jun-21 07:07:37

I'll just sit there reading my book
Resisting temptation to cook
With a glass of wine

Mollygo Sun 06-Jun-21 06:42:23

I’ll just sit there reading my book
Resisting temptation to cook

Ashcombe Sun 06-Jun-21 06:38:08

If I lay in the garden now
I’ll look just like a big fat sow
Plant flowers instead
Create a raised bed
Passersby will then exclaim, “Wow!”

I’ll sit there just reading my book

crazyH Sat 05-Jun-21 18:33:04

If I lay in the garden now
I’ll look just like a big fat sow
Plant flowers instead
Create a raised bed

Mollygo Sat 05-Jun-21 18:03:54

If I lay in the garden now
I’ll look just like a big fat sow
Plant flowers instead

FarNorth Sat 05-Jun-21 17:52:55

If I lay in the garden now
I'll look just like a big fat sow

Juliet27 Sat 05-Jun-21 17:26:24

It's easy to relax too much
With puzzles and coffee and such
Or maybe just sit
And think just a bit
So easy to get out of touch

If I lay in the garden now

GoldenLady Sat 05-Jun-21 15:09:32

It's easy to relax too much
With puzzles and coffee and such
Or maybe just sit
And think just a bit

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 05-Jun-21 14:54:22

It's easy to relax too much
With puzzles and coffee and such
Or maybe just sit

FarNorth Sat 05-Jun-21 13:13:26

It’s easy to relax too much
With puzzles and coffee and such

Juliet27 Sat 05-Jun-21 09:16:24

With puzzles to keep my brain fit
As they say 'use it or lose it'
A crossword each day
And Scrabble to play
But I should also not just sit

It’s easy to relax too much

FarNorth Sat 05-Jun-21 08:37:56

With puzzles to keep my brain fit
As they say 'use it or lose it'
A crossword each day
And Scrabble to play

Nell8 Sat 05-Jun-21 08:33:26

With puzzles to keep my brain fit
As they say 'use it or lose it'
A crossword each day

Juliet27 Sat 05-Jun-21 08:21:42

With puzzles to keep my brain fit
As they say ‘use it or lose it’

Mollygo Sat 05-Jun-21 08:12:59

A Samsung or a smart iPhone?
I must have something or I moan
To text or to chat
My life is like that
It helps me stop feeling alone.

With puzzles to keep my brain fit

nanna8 Sat 05-Jun-21 07:43:58

A Samsung or a smart iPhone?
I must have something or I moan
To text or to chat
My life is like that

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