Limericks with very strict rules (4) - 88558

But my voice is like a screech owl
And mistaken at time for wolf’s howl
So singing is out
It's more like a shout

times

But my voice is like a screech owl
And mistaken at time for wolf’s howl
So singing is out

Or maybe ballet is your thing
Or you could try a highland fling
Just give it a go.
And before you know
You decide you'd better just sing.

But my voice is like a screech owl

Or maybe ballet is your thing
Or you could try a highland fling
Just give it a go.
And before you know

Or maybe ballet is your thing?
Or you could try a highland fling
Just give it a go

Or maybe ballet is your thing?
Or you could try a highland fling

Or perhaps line dancing would suit ?
A slide and a stamp with your boot
Wearing Wild West gear
There's nothing to fear
With “Yeeha's”, it could be a hoot!

Or maybe ballet is your thing?

Ooops , I took too long Juliet?

Or perhaps line dancing would suit ?
A slide and a stamp with your boot
Wearing Wild West gear
There's nothing to fear

Or perhaps line dancing would suit ?
A slide and a stamp with your boot
But just one wrong turn

Or perhaps line dancing would suit ?
A slide and a stamp with your boot
Wearing Wild West gear

Or perhaps line dancing would suit ?
A slide and a stamp with your boot

Have you thought of going tap dance ?
I would if I could get the chance
In my red tap shoes
Counting ones and twos
Whilst having a laugh and a prance

Or perhaps line dancing would suit ?

Have you thought of going tap dance?
I would if I could get the chance
In my red tap shoes
Counting ones and twos

Have you thought of going tap dance?
I would if I could get the chance
In my red tap shoes

Have you thought of going tap dance?
I would if I could get the chance

I'd never eat kangaroo meat
Remembering Skippy, so sweet
I wouldn't eat a pet
I haven't, as yet
Lots of vegetables is my treat

Have you thought of going tap dance?

I'd never eat kangaroo meat
Remembering Skippy, so sweet
I wouldn't eat a pet
I haven't, as yet

I'd never eat kangaroo meat
Remembering Skippy, so sweet
I wouldn't eat a pet

I'd never eat kangaroo meat
Remembering Skippy, so sweet

Then treat all my friends to a meal
And not just the usual deal
Fine dining for us
Without too much fuss
Prawns,oysters though pass on the veal

I’d never eat kangaroo meat

Then treat all my friends to a meal
And not just the usual deal
Fine dining for us
Without too much fuss

Then treat all my friends to a meal
And not just the usual deal
Fine dining for us

Then treat all my friends to a meal
And not just the usual deal

At least I saved some in lockdown
I couldn’t be painting the town
I stashed lots of cash
And can make a splash
I’ll buy the most beautiful gown.

Then treat all my friends to a meal