Versatile Verse 4 please continue

Finding somewhere to house us all
Old houses need fixing, new houses too small

So what would I choose if I’d access to cash?

In the meantime with family we must decamp
Including the hamsters, cat, and puppy, Scamp

Finding somewhere to house us all

Until we achieve a new home of our own
In this situation I just sit and moan

In meantime with family we must decamp

Or we could go to a fancy hotel
can't afford that, must make do with a motel

Until we achieve a new home of our own

I hope baby holds back till it’s all in order
Being roofless and homeless could be a bother

Or we could go to a fancy hotel

I can’t get insurance for those breaking waters
Goodness me ! Have you spoken to the Doctors?

I hope baby holds back till it’s all in order

The heavens have opened and my roof’s sprung a leak
I’m having a baby-and it’s due next week!

I can’t get insurance for those breaking waters

But no money can replace the pain of the loss
Of my lovely blue carpet with tiny pink flowers

The heavens have opened and my roof’s sprung a leak

It’s great when they pay up. The sense of relief . .
Especially if goods were stolen by a thief

But no money can replace the pain of the loss

In times of disaster we rely on their grace
To pay up so we have the cash to replace.

It’s great when they pay up. The sense of relief . . .

I once claimed for a carpet when we had a flood
A lot of hassle but for once they came good

In times of disaster we rely upon their grace

Endless forms to fill up when you make a claim
they go on and on and are really a pain

I once claimed for a carpet when we had a flood

So don't use insurers unless you really must
Theyre not the first ones in the world I would trust

Endless forms to fill up when you make a claim

Like robber barons they just want your cash
I feel like throwing them out with the trash.

So don't use insurers unless you really must

Premiums get higher, payouts get lower
Exclusions and "small print" just make me glower

Like robber barons they just want your cash

Insurers in general just seek not to pay
Any excuse, to not let you have your say

Premiums get higher, payouts get lower

At least they pay out when she needs some treatment
And the medical bills have reached completement

Insurers in general just seek not to pay

Now the only insurance I will take
is to cover vet fees for my dear dog's sake

At least they pay out when she needs some treatment

Will Insurance save you? Ha! Don’t make me laugh
They take your premiums and then faff off

Now, the only insurance I will take

I was taught to save for a rainy day
But then a whole flood washed my savings away

Will Insurance save you? Ha! Don’t make me laugh

There isn’t a lot, but there’ll be enough
To help me out if things get tough

I was taught to save for a "rainy day"

But if they scam me they won't get rich
I’ve buried my money in a faraway ditch

There isn’t a lot, but there’ll be enough

Often they prey upon folks who are trusting
And those of us whose brains are rusting

But if they scam me they won't get rich

Let’s hope the publicity has been of use
In exposing the scams that are on the loose

Often they prey upon folks who are trusting

Some poor trusting soul with money to burn
Will be the next victim a lesson to learn.

Let’s hope the publicity has been of use