Versatile Verse 4 please continue

Sometimes he eats them and it makes him sick
Sometimes just paws them and gives them a flick

Cats are well known for tormenting their prey

What would he say about my softness of heart
'Why bother when I can just tear them apart?'

Sometimes he eats them and it makes him sick

I catch mine humanely and take them for a walk
Sometimes I wonder if my cat could talk

What would he say about my softness of heart

Kill mice? I’ll be pleased, but I don’t need to see
Their bodies while I'm eating my tea.

I catch mine humanely and take them for a walk

Sits like a statue watching a bird
Thinks I’d like a dead one, completely absurd.

Kill mice? I’ll be pleased, but I don’t need to see

He can even dance a tango
But he stalks like a commando

Sits like a statue watching a bird

(I’m following on from Biglouis)

Of course he is monarch of all he surveys
But boy has he got some odd little ways!

He can even dance a tango.

fell in the water and floated to France.

His tastes are expensive and he can be contrary
Premium cat food, fresh cream from the dairy

Of course he is monarch of all he surveys

But according to cat lore I'm there to serve
And feed him the best which he knows he must deserve

His tastes are expensive and he can be contrary

If only he would stop flexing his claws
Leaving my skirt full of holes and flaws

But according to cat lore Im there to serve

Then Netflix and Prime are always on tap
I enjoy those with the cat on my lap

If only he would stop flexing his claws

There’s bound to be something that I’d like to see
On one of the players or the BBC

Then Netflix and Prime are always on tap

I’ll stick to watching my faithful old telly
With strawberries, ice cream and maybe some jelly.

There’s bound to be something that I’d like to see

So much entertainment, no need to be bored
Have theatres opened ? No good to me, can’t afford

I’ll stick to watching my faithful old telly

Or when it’s too hot, just relax in the pool
Or visit the spa so relaxing and cool

So much entertainment, no need to be bored

To saunter around in a glamorous gown
Or buy souvenirs in some far distant town

Or when it’s too hot, just relax in the pool

I'd love to go on a luxury cruise
To enjoy classy dinners and expensive booze

To saunter around in a glamorous gown

They all want our custom to spend all our cash,
So I say, Come on, let's give it a bash.

I'd love to go on a luxury cruise

Some cruise firms says “money off, if you book now!”
But it sounds too good to be genuine somehow

They all want our custom to spend all out cash

The cost will be adding so much to the price
The thought of a discount’s incredibly nice.

Some cruise firms says “money off, if you book now!”

We have to plan and hope for the best
Not forgetting to allow for our covid test

The cost will be adding so much to the price

I do look forward to planning my trip
though Covid can mean 'many a slip betwix cup and lip'

We have to plan and hope for the best

I want some excitement and places to go
And some sun to give me a healthy glow

I do look forward to planning my trip

Or hassled by the 'woke'
But spend my money till I'm broke

I want some excitement and places to go