Versatile Verse 4 please continue

It could be very nasty and the NHS is so busy
Do you think they’re attending to our Queen Lizzie

I heard that Prince Harry is planning a visit

I heard that Prince Harry is planning a visit
My interest in him is quite explicit

Im sad that Megan grabbed him first

I'm sad that Megan grabbed him first
So I will drown my sorrows and quench my thirst

A G & T always goes done well

A G & T always goes done well
Unexpected guests, I can hear the bell!

Dont want them to find me drinking alone

Dont want them to find me drinking alone
They’ll think I’m desperate and forlorn

So I’ll pretend I have a man upstairs

So I’ll pretend I have a man upstairs
Leave big boots by the garage doors

Two wine glasses set out on the table

Two wine glasses set out on the table
I'll try and make it as convincing as I am able

Now after all that it was just an Amazon delivery man!

Now after all that it was just an Amazon delivery man!
Gliding along the roads in his smart electric van

Bringing mysterious parcels to leave at my door

Bringing mysterious parcels to leave at my door
I see neighbours nets twitching as they peek out in awe

Wondering what marvels I've received today

Wondering what marvels I've received today
And what on earth my husband will say

When he sees the cardboard and bubble wrap!

When he sees the cardboard and bubble wrap!
He’ll go mad, he’ll set me a trap

He’ll say he lost his card, so can he borrow mine

He'll say he lost his card so can he borrow mine
I'll smile politely and say that's fine

Then wait to see what his next move will be

Then wait to see what his next move will be
In his vain attempt to set a limit on me

There are things we need around the home

There are things we need around the home
And I need to replace a garden gnome

The angler who’s fishing rod has broken

The angler who’s fishing rod has broken
So do not veto me, I have spoken!

To the garden center Ill go and buy one

To the garden center Ill go and buy one
No more to say, I guess I’ve won

Victory is short, he has sent me packing

Victory is short, he has sent me packing
While Im there I will order decking

The odd job man can come and fit it

The odd job man can come and fit it
But he says he is busy so we must wait a bit

Maybe my husband can try and that will keep him busy

Maybe my husband can try and that will keep him busy
So I must not get myself into a tizzy

At all his excuses to postpone the job

At all his excuses to postpone the job
Will it help if I wring my hands and sob?

A DIY course for me seems the best idea

A DIY course for me seems the best idea
Then I can tackle all these jobs without fear

So to my my local college Ill have to enrol

So to my local college I'll have to enrol
I hope to at least learn to unblock the plughole

Then I'm off to the store to buy a tool kit

Then I'm off to the store to buy a tool kit
So I'll tackle DIY and hope to save a bit

On plumbers, joiners and handy men cost

On plumbers, joiners and handy men cost
So spending on tools will not be lost

I can do jobs for my friends and maybe earn some cash

I can do jobs for my friends and maybe earn some cash
Then maybe put in a hot tub to have a splash

Ill be much in demand if my rates are not high