Versatile Verse 4 please continue

Shall I wear my hair down or up?
It doesn’t matter, no ones cares a tup

I’m only going to sample the delights of the spread

Ill be wearing a very smart dress
The one I did forget to press

Shall I wear sandals or shoes?
Which jewellery shall I choose?

Shall I wear my hair down or up?

Ill be wearing a very smart dress
The one I did forget to press

Shall I wear sandals or shoes?

With a dollop of great clotted cream
That menu sounds just like a dream

Ill be wearing a very smart dress

Dainty sandwiches are always smart
Followed by a slice of apple tart

With a dollop of great clotted cream

I won’t tell them they’re shop bought
Though bake your own you really ought

Dainty sandwiches are always smart

We'll start with cream cakes
And many other luscious bakes

Dainty sandwiches are always smart

We'll start with cream cakes
Other tasty snacks and bakes

I won’t tell them they’re shop bought

Some dainty china to make things pretty
And try and say something witty

We'll start with cream cakes

My friends are coming for tea, tomorrow,
I'm serving Earl Gray and so I must borrow

Some dainty china to make things pretty

Instead I had fish and chips, followed by an Eton mess
The skies are so blue, oh sorry, I digress

My friends are coming for tea, tomorrow,

I wish I'd not eaten, as he loops the loop!
If I'd known earlier I would have just had soup

Instead I had fish and chips, followed by an Eton mess

It’s an awful long way to the ground if I slip
But watch out! The pilot is doing a flip!

I wish I’d not eaten, as he loops the loop!

The plane then took off and I held on very tight
Clung on to the surface with all of my might

Its an awful long way to the ground if I slip

So off to the airfield and feeling quite brave
I jumped onto the plane wing and gave a big wave.

The plane then took off and I held on very tight

I realised Ballet was not really my thing.
But parachute jumping? At that I’d be king!

So off to the airfield and feeling quite brave

He whipped out his mobile and called for the doc
Who prescribed huge painkillers to take round the clock.

My partner whose name I still did not know
Said I wasn’t putting on much of a show

I realised Ballet was not really my thing

My partner, whose name I still did not know
Was really concerned lest Id broken my toe

He whipped out his mobile and called for the doc

Still I made the best of it and pirouetted on the floor
My toes gave way and I fell flat bang on the door

My partner, whose name I still did not know

The music began and I went up en pointe
that gave quite a turn to one creaky old joint

Still I made the best of it and pirouetted on the floor

I assumed 5th position and stood at the barre
When you hold on firmly you know where you are

The music began and I went up en pointe

I grabbed my clothes and ran very fast
To take up his offer before he went past.

I assumed 5th position and stood at the barre

“To offer you a room in in my little chalet
Togther we can take classes in ballet"'

I grabbed my clothes and ran very fast

At Roscoff, I landed, bedraggled and cold
A young man appeared “can I be so bold?”

“To offer you a room in in my little chalet