Versatile Verse 4 please continue

I reached out my hand to regain my balance
Then fell in the water and floated to France.

At Roscoff, I landed, bedraggled and cold

I backed away quickly from the cliff's edge
I realised I was standing on a very small ledge

I reached out my hand to regain my balance

The wind whipped up and I almost blew over
That really disturbed my personal composure

I backed away quickly from the cliff's edge

I don't like to encourage them by sharing my food
But denying them lunch does seem very rude.

The wind whipped up and I almost blew over

I guess he was after my bacon butty
Or it could have been my biscuit which was nice and nutty

I don't like to encourage them by sharing my food

I rinsed off the slime, before it became hard
It was still pretty nasty like sticky white lard

I guess he was after my bacon butty

A seagull swooped down and pooped in my head
Thank heavens it wasn’t on my sandwich instead!

I rinsed off the slime, before it became hard