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We'll start with cream cakes
Other tasty snacks and bakes

I won’t tell them they’re shop bought

We'll start with cream cakes
And many other luscious bakes

Dainty sandwiches are always smart

I won’t tell them they’re shop bought
Though bake your own you really ought

Dainty sandwiches are always smart

Dainty sandwiches are always smart
Followed by a slice of apple tart

With a dollop of great clotted cream

With a dollop of great clotted cream
That menu sounds just like a dream

Ill be wearing a very smart dress

Ill be wearing a very smart dress
The one I did forget to press

Shall I wear sandals or shoes?

Ill be wearing a very smart dress
The one I did forget to press

Shall I wear sandals or shoes?
Which jewellery shall I choose?

Shall I wear my hair down or up?

Shall I wear my hair down or up?
It doesn’t matter, no ones cares a tup

I’m only going to sample the delights of the spread

I’m only going to sample the delights of the spread
Then when they’ve all gone, I’ll relax back in bed.

Well, I will when I’ve tidied the remnants away

Well, I will when I’ve tidied the remnants away
There’ll be more bags than usual, come bin day

The dust men don’t mind, I give them a tip

The dust men don’t mind, I give them a tip
The bags all tied neatly and none of them drip

Im into recycling with the various bins

Im into recycling with the various bins
Save the planet, absolve our sins...

The sun is shining blessings down on us

The sun is shining blessings down on us
I'm going to take a trip on a bus

Where to go, North, South, East or West?

Where to go, North, South, East or West?
These big decisions are such a pest

Maybe I will just pick a spot on a map

Maybe I will just pick a spot on a map
A pack on my back, and on my head , a cap

Few top clothes, but plenty of unders

Few top clothes, but plenty of unders
A waterproof jacket for rainy day thunders

Our British weather you cannot predict

Our British weather you cannot predict
Go out with no brolly, you’ll find you’ve been tricked.

But wear a raincoat and the sun will blaze down

But wear a raincoat and the sun will blaze down
Look so foolish , like a clown

Wish someone would invent a reversible coat

Wish someone would invent a reversible coat
one to wear for walking in or going out in a boat

I fancy something that's both practical and smart

I fancy something that's both practical and smart
That wont break my budget would be a good start

It doesn't have to be from Parisian couture

It doesn't have to be from Parisian couture
Primark is fine , but please dont sneer

Never been one for labels and names

Never been one for labels and names
Keeping up with the Joneses and silly games

I have my own style which suits me fine

I have my own style which suits me fine
and some quirky little numbers for when I go out to dine

but mostly I'm happy in casual gear

but mostly I'm happy in casual gear
And not to obsessed with how I appear

Im no Princess Diana with her model look

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