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Now after all that it was just an Amazon delivery man!
Gliding along the roads in his smart electric van

Bringing mysterious parcels to leave at my door

Two wine glasses set out on the table
I'll try and make it as convincing as I am able

Now after all that it was just an Amazon delivery man!

So I’ll pretend I have a man upstairs
Leave big boots by the garage doors

Two wine glasses set out on the table

Dont want them to find me drinking alone
They’ll think I’m desperate and forlorn

So I’ll pretend I have a man upstairs

A G & T always goes done well
Unexpected guests, I can hear the bell!

Dont want them to find me drinking alone

I'm sad that Megan grabbed him first
So I will drown my sorrows and quench my thirst

A G & T always goes done well

I heard that Prince Harry is planning a visit
My interest in him is quite explicit

Im sad that Megan grabbed him first

It could be very nasty and the NHS is so busy
Do you think they’re attending to our Queen Lizzie

I heard that Prince Harry is planning a visit

So now I'm waiting for the mechanic to call
I must tell the council in case the hole causes someone to fall

It could be very nasty and the NHS is so busy

He promised to whisk me off to his private abode
But my car got damaged by a hole in the road

So now Im waiting for the mechanic to call

We'll start with cream cakes

Well, they're so simple to make
I'll put on my best dress

He remains faithful to his girl, Louis Lane
Wish he would dump her and phone me again

He promised to whisk me off to his private abode

He carries them to safety in his muscular arms
They quickly succumb to his masculine charms

He remains faithful to his girl, Louis Lane

In too many horror films the slowest get nabbed
I prefer Superman when the victim is grabbed

He carries them to safety in his muscular arms

So whether he's real or not I will stay out of the way
And know that if I see him I will leg it away

In too many horror films the slowest get nabbed

Just an ordinary mortal who's afraid of such beasts
And don't want to provide myself as his next feast

So whether he's real or not I will stay out of the way

Although I wouldn't want to hurt him and hope he's just a myth
Im not Darth Vader or a Lord of the Sith

Just an ordinary mortal whose afraid of such beasts

He's big and strong with very sharp teeth
But I've got a penknife I keep in its' sheath

Although I wouldn't want to hurt him and hope he's just a myth

Just stand very still and hope he wont bite
Whatever you do, don't start a fight

He's big and strong with very sharp teeth

Some say it's a panther that escaped from a zoo
If I met him I just would not know what to do

Just stand very still and hope he wont bite

Running with the ponies who live on the moors
I hope we don't meet a big cat with large paws

Some say it's a panther that escaped from a zoo

Running with the ponies who live on the moors.
(I'm having a bad day)

Sorry.

Running with the ponies who on the moors

Then low and behold, I started to moult
So I took to the hills like a startled colt

I merrily skipped all the way down the street
I threw my shoes off and flashed my bare feet

Then low and behold, I started to moult