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biglouis Thu 27-May-21 21:26:59

I stopped to admire a lovely seaside view
Stood there undecided, contemplating as you do

A seagull swooped down and pooped on my head

crazyH Mon 06-Sept-21 18:08:44

I could try giving the cat a shave
Maybe that will make him behave

I think he will look rather strange

threexnanny Mon 06-Sept-21 17:58:12

The vacuum cleaner then gets blocked
With fluff and fur all interlocked

I could try giving the cat a shave

henetha Mon 06-Sept-21 10:47:35

Hes pulling out his fur in clumps
It gathers on the floor in lumps.

The vacuum cleaner then gets blocked

biglouis Sun 05-Sept-21 16:46:41

I’ll have to try that flea powder
His complaints are getting louder

Hes pulling out his fur in clumps

Crocus5 Sun 05-Sept-21 13:04:05

That make you itch and scratch all day
It’s a job keeping them away.

I’ll have to try that flea powder

henetha Sun 05-Sept-21 11:31:25

He digs his claws into my knees
But rather that than nasty fleas.

That make you itch and scratch all day

biglouis Fri 03-Sept-21 11:51:13

I like them sleeping on my lap
When I get up he gets in a flap

He digs his claws into my knees

henetha Fri 03-Sept-21 10:46:09

Cats will just sleep wherever they wish
After they've happily finished their fish.

I like them sleeping on my lap

biglouis Wed 01-Sept-21 13:39:29

Maybe he can use my old eiderdown
Or buy him a cat bed the finest in town

Cats will just sleep wherever they wish

crazyH Wed 01-Sept-21 10:37:19

What’s the solution, shall I get a cat?”
But where will he curl up, I’ve got no spare mat

Maybe he can use my old eiderdown

Crocus5 Wed 01-Sept-21 10:27:22

This is not good for there may be a nest
And if so, they’ll become a real pest

“What’s the solution, shall I get a cat?”

biglouis Tue 31-Aug-21 22:44:08

But at least now he could get into the house
But there on the floor was a dead mouse

This is not good for there may be a nest

threexnanny Tue 31-Aug-21 17:39:19

They drove off in their truck to heaven knows where
They really were a very odd pair

But at least now he could get into the house

henetha Sat 28-Aug-21 10:55:32

He wished to repay her for sorting it out
But she was quite feisty and gave him a clout.

They drove off in their truck to heaven knows where

Crocus5 Fri 27-Aug-21 14:02:05

With WD40 she soon had it sorted
And to the old man she duly reported

He wished to repay her for sorting it out

Mollygo Thu 26-Aug-21 17:54:05

A second man arrived in a rusty old truck
Said, “Hang on, I’ll just let the wife take a look.”

With WD40 she soon had it sorted

threexnanny Thu 26-Aug-21 16:49:42

It's a special security lock you've got here
But I know someone who can help - never fear

A second man arrived in a rusty old truck

biglouis Wed 25-Aug-21 17:10:35

“I’m finding this a bit tricky,” the locksmith said
And I think that this job is over my head

Its a special security lock you've got here

Crocus5 Wed 25-Aug-21 11:52:48

He sent for a locksmith, it cost him a packet
Who duly turned up in a bright yellow jacket

“I’m finding this a bit tricky,” the locksmith said

henetha Wed 25-Aug-21 10:44:51

He was due to retire and spend time by the sea
So bought a new house but then lost the key.

He sent for a locksmith, it cost him a packet

Bellanonna Wed 25-Aug-21 09:15:35

Been scared of thunder since he was a lad
Though he covered it up on becoming a dad

He was due to retire and spend time by the sea

biglouis Mon 23-Aug-21 23:39:31

Then the sky was torn with a lightening streak
It was such a shock he let out a shriek

Been scared of thunder since he was a lad

threexnanny Sun 22-Aug-21 19:55:47

He dozed off and before he knew it
There was a rumble of thunder nearby for a bit

Then the sky was torn with a lightening streak

crazyH Sun 22-Aug-21 17:39:57

He pruned and he hoed then retired to the shed
With his cup of tea and buttered bread

He dozed off and before he knew it

Mollygo Sun 22-Aug-21 17:05:55

They hired a gardener to make it look nice
Better than Mellors for double the price

He pruned and he hoed then retired to the shed