Versatile Verse 4 please continue

And then I'll be broke all over again
I would only have myself to blame

For not being wise to invest a good sum

For not being wise to invest a good sum
Anything else would certainly be dumb

I will look after the pennies

I will look after the pennies
In case I dont end up with any

Investment plans can be a big risk

Investment plans can be a big risk
And trading in stocks and shares is so brisk

I’m glad I’m not working with other folks’ money.

I’m glad I’m not working with other folks’ money.
Losing on share trading's really not funny

We read about scammers so often these days

We read about scammers so often these days
They try to deceive us in so many ways

With texts, emails, phone calls, we must be aware

With texts, emails, phone calls, we must be aware
Not to share our details , and take great care

But when he realises I’m in the red

But when he realises I’m in the red
He'll find another victim instead

Some poor trusting soul with money to burn

Some poor trusting soul with money to burn
Will be the next victim a lesson to learn.

Let’s hope the publicity has been of use

Let’s hope the publicity has been of use
In exposing the scams that are on the loose

Often they prey upon folks who are trusting

Often they prey upon folks who are trusting
And those of us whose brains are rusting

But if they scam me they won't get rich

But if they scam me they won't get rich
I’ve buried my money in a faraway ditch

There isn’t a lot, but there’ll be enough

There isn’t a lot, but there’ll be enough
To help me out if things get tough

I was taught to save for a "rainy day"

I was taught to save for a rainy day
But then a whole flood washed my savings away

Will Insurance save you? Ha! Don’t make me laugh

Will Insurance save you? Ha! Don’t make me laugh
They take your premiums and then faff off

Now, the only insurance I will take

Now the only insurance I will take
is to cover vet fees for my dear dog's sake

At least they pay out when she needs some treatment

At least they pay out when she needs some treatment
And the medical bills have reached completement

Insurers in general just seek not to pay

Insurers in general just seek not to pay
Any excuse, to not let you have your say

Premiums get higher, payouts get lower

Premiums get higher, payouts get lower
Exclusions and "small print" just make me glower

Like robber barons they just want your cash

Like robber barons they just want your cash
I feel like throwing them out with the trash.

So don't use insurers unless you really must

So don't use insurers unless you really must
Theyre not the first ones in the world I would trust

Endless forms to fill up when you make a claim

Endless forms to fill up when you make a claim
they go on and on and are really a pain

I once claimed for a carpet when we had a flood

I once claimed for a carpet when we had a flood
A lot of hassle but for once they came good

In times of disaster we rely upon their grace

In times of disaster we rely on their grace
To pay up so we have the cash to replace.

It’s great when they pay up. The sense of relief . . .

It’s great when they pay up. The sense of relief . .
Especially if goods were stolen by a thief

But no money can replace the pain of the loss