Annual Summer Jamboree ...All Welcome!

Energy drinks - for in between the alcoholic ones, to keep us
all dancing all night.

Fire eaters in tight red and black costumes

Great balls of fire Laura . That’s should keep us warm
Please could I have a bonkette ixion ?

How about hobby horses. Bobbing up and down as we go round and round. I’m so dizzy my head is spinning, like a whirlpool it’s never ending…
Do you fancy being dizzy Doodle?

Ixion giving us a performance of something classical and highbrow

You'll have to wait for "R", Lemon?

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Classical and highbrow? - here's your girl!

Beware scarves...

Just as well she’s wearing

Knickers

Lord Lemongrove.
Noble gentry to open our Jamboree

The only thing he will be opening is another whisky bottle, ditto the noble gentry!

Muffins, to go with the Horlicks

Nasturtiums -lovely to look at and a delicate addition to the gateaux.

Orlin?
Will he stay sober and do the honours, Laura?

Posh portaloos (soft toilet paper)

Queues for the portaloos?

Risky business smuggling in a husband, we’ve had strict instructions no others half to be included.

Sober! You must be joking Ixion, Orlin can’t handle a sniff of the barmaid’s apron.

Tea- a cuppa is always welcome especially if it is as cold as it has been recently
“The cup that cheers but does not inebriate” (plenty of the latter already!)

Urgent Updates of news from WillyWonkaMark2 in the absence of daily newspapers

Vests for those chilly evenings

Wellness Yurt.
As seen at Glasto

X Ray machine to see if any of those who fall over have broken anything ?

Youthful people to carry heavy stuff.

Z beds, so much comfier than lilos for our old bones.

Aperitifs....at any time of day or night.