Annual Summer Jamboree ...All Welcome!

Under the influence of too many mind-altering substances and feeling a little bit strange... sort of floating ...Hey, look everybody...I'm dancing!

Upsadaisy! I fell over and now the heel's broken on one of my Manolo Blahniks. Sob.

Trousers, patio pants or bermudas for those of us who dont have the bum (or the nerve) for shorts.

Shorts or Skorts- essential wear for a summer jamboree

Roll ups ( either waccy baccy or chinos...possibly both)
Scribbles now you’re talking double Dutch! Is it the waccy baccy having an effect?

Quelle surprise, I’ve got a difficult one again. Quinoa.

Pardon moi, Madame Lemongrove, je t'en prie

Het spijt me, mevrouw Lemongrove. Excuseer mij, alsjeblieft?

Plenty of Whisky in any language you like and I will only swear if there's non left for me!

Over-tired: the firemen will be at this rate.

Norty Nites ( with the firemen)

Scribbles

Usquebaugh

Must you swear in Gaelic Scribbles .......do it in English next time ( or French if preferred)?

Laxatives - good call Gsm

Kedgeree for posh folks not wanting the full English. (Sorry that means more eggs, has anyone already added prunes or ExLax or similar?)

Jamboree bags.
Remember these?

Put my name down for a dose of the Gaviscon please Scribbles.
Hand-held or battery fans for all the Ladies of a certain age who get very warm at parties. (Dancing, Drinking, generally getting over-excited at being out ?).

Iceland - the shop that is, they sell all sorts of goodies for a Jamboree, like lobsters, chateaubriand and gravadlax!

How many eggs are we going to need for all this??

Gaviscon for after the fry-up.

Fry-up for breakfast and hang the calories!

Egg and spoon races.
Should be a hoot!

Dry wipes-so no one will see you gently perspiring.

Champagne for the posh folks who want to keep up with the Joneses

Bus pass - in case I'm too inebriated to drive the Landy home when it's all over.

Amber warning so that we are aware that if we enter the fireman tent we may have to isolate in there with all those firemen for ten days.

Zingy cocktails

Yogurt in multiple flavors - a great accompaniment to fruit, salad and lots of side dishes

Xtra strong hangover pills to cope with over-indulgence