July21 - limericks

There’s always the ducklings to feed
Strange diet of crusts and pondweed
With coats of yellow
“I’ll call out hello”

There’s always the ducklings to feed
Strange diet of crusts and pondweed
With coats of yellow

There’s always the ducklings to feed
Strange diet of crusts and pondweed

If the weather holds up, we’ll go
Dark clouds up above, but hey ho…
My new mac I’ll take
I’ll sit by a lake
I won’t worry if it does pour

There’s always the ducklings to feed

If the weather holds up, we’ll go
Dark clouds up above, but hey ho…
My new mac I’ll take
I’ll sit by a lake

If the weather holds up, we’ll go
Dark clouds up above, but hey ho…
My new mac I’ll take

If the weather holds up, we’ll go
Dark clouds up above, but hey ho…

I’m off to a picnic and play
Preparations are all underway
The salmon’s ready
With sticks of bread(y)
And lots of jumps on the hay

If the weather holds up, we’ll go

I’m off to a picnic and play
Preparations are all underway
The salmon’s ready
With sticks of bread(y)

I’m off to a picnic and play
Preparations are all underway
The fizz and salmon all ready ??

I’m off to a picnic and play
Preparations are all underway

The sun is very hot today
Stayed indoors, didn’t go out to play
I just surfed the Net
And then made a bet
This day has turned out okay.

I’m off to a picnic and play

The sun is very hot today
Stayed indoors, didn’t go out to play
I just surfed the Net
And then made a bet

The sun is very hot today
Stayed indoors, didn’t go out to play
I just surfed the Net

The sun is very hot today
Stayed indoors, didn’t go out to play

Why do some people need to brag
Often dressed in colourful drag
Attention seeking
While loudly shrieking
Might become known as an “old bag”

The sun is very hot today

Why do some people need to brag
Often dressed in colourful drag
Attention seeking
While loudly shrieking

Why do some people need to brag
Often dressed in colourful drag
Attention seeking

Why do some people need to brag
Usually when dressed up in colourful drag

Others, however were better
To tell her news they would let ‘er
She would listen to few
While having a brew
I’d just prefer a newsletter

Why do some people need to brag

Others, however were better
To tell her news they would let ‘er
She would listen to few
While having a brew

Others, however, were better
To tell her news they would let ‘er
She would listen to few

Others, however, were better
To tell her news they would let ‘er

She nattered her way through the day
Her neighbours kept out of her way
Gossip they’d avoid
They got so annoyed
That most would just wave her away

Others, however, were better

She nattered her way through the day
Her neighbours kept out of her way
Gossip they’d avoid
They got so annoyed