July21 - limericks

I'm desperate for a cup of tea
And that idea sounds good to me
Rich tea or chocolate?
I'll keep it secret!
Pass round big s'lection we can see.

Tilly was such a mean tightwad

I'm desperate for a cup of tea
And that idea sounds good to me
Rich tea or chocolate?
I’ll keep it secret!

No probs Henetha?

I'm desperate for a cup of tea
And that idea sounds good to me
Rich tea or chocolate?

I'm desperate for a cup of tea
And that idea sounds good to me

D’ya know, my cockerel has a limp
And so does Charlie, my pet chimp,
I wonder what hit them
Don’t want to condemn
So I think they are both a wimp.
(sorry Crazy)

I'm desperate for a cup of tea

D’ya know, my cockerel has a limp
And so does Charlie, my pet chimp,
I wonder what hit them
Don’t want to condemn
So I’ve built them a modern gym

I’m desperate for a cup of tea

D’ya know, my cockerel has a limp
And so does Charlie, my pet chimp,
I wonder what hit them
Don’t want to condemn

D’ya know, my cockerel has a limp
And so does Charlie, my pet chimp,
I wonder what hit them

D’ya know, my cockerel has a limp
And so does Charlie, my pet chimp,

On my very first day at school
Big Billy pushed me in the pool
How I gasped for breath
I was out of depth
I hate him now, the silly fool !

D’ya know, my cockerel has a limp

On my very first day at school
Big Billy pushed me in the pool
How I gasped for breath
I was out of depth

On my very first day at school
Big Billy pushed me in the pool
How I gasped for breath

On my very first day at school
Big Billy pushed me in the pool

Shall I shout it from the rooftop?
Yes, and wave your handy floor-mop,
But it’s so grubby
So blame your hubby
For leaving it lying in slop

On my very first day at school

Shall I shout it from the rooftop?
Yes, and wave your handy floor-mop,
But it’s so grubby
So blame your hubby

Shall I shout it from the rooftop?
Yes, and wave your handy floor-mop,
But it’s so grubby

Shall I shout it from the rooftop?
Yes, and wave your handy floor-mop,

We must save the planet today
Our progress we mustn't waylay
It's getting urgent
Problems convergent
No more plastic, I dare to say!

Shall I shout it from the rooftop?

We must save the planet today
Our progress we mustn't waylay
It's getting urgent
Problems convergent

We must save the planet today
Our progress we mustn't waylay
It's getting urgent

We must save the planet today
Our progress we mustn't waylay

I want to save all these creatures
Build a Zoo with special features
And big enclosures
To hear the bees buzz
And environmental teachers.

We must save the planet today

I want to save all these creatures
Build a Zoo with special features
And big enclosures
To hear the bees buzz

I want to save all these creatures
Build a Zoo with special features
And big enclosures

I want to save all these creatures
Build a Zoo with special features