July21 - limericks

I've demolished a delicious Cornetto
Then wrote a tuneful libretto
I can't stop singing
My ears are ringing
Until the sun comes a-set-oh.

Oh, where does all the dust come from?

I've demolished a delicious Cornetto
Then wrote a tuneful libretto
I can’t stop singing
My ears are ringing

I've demolished a delicious Cornetto
Then wrote a tuneful libretto
Now I cannot stop singing

I've demolished a delicious Cornetto
Then wrote a tuneful libretto

He's decided to go to the gym
Excellent! Very well done to him
He pumps iron now
I just don't know how
And now he’s a handsome Slim Jim

I’ve demolished a delicious Cornetto

He's decided to go to the gym
Excellent! Very well done to him
He pumps iron now
I just don't know how

He's decided to go to the gym
Excellent! Very well done to him
He pumps iron now

He’s decided to go to the gym
Excellent! Very well done to him

Tom sometimes looks back at his past
And what he sees makes him aghast
Once slim and handsome,
Worth a good ransom,
He’s so sad that good looks just don’t last

He’s decided to go to the gym

Tom sometimes looks back at his past
And what he sees makes him aghast
Once slim and handsome,
Worth a good ransom,

Tom sometimes looks back at his past
And what he sees makes him aghast
He was once slim and handsome

Tom sometimes looks back at his past
And what he sees makes him aghast

On TV, the channels are streaming
With loads of new progs, they're teeming
But most are so dumb
So down goes the thumb
To so many homes, they're beaming.

Tom sometimes looks back at his past

On TV, the channels are streaming
With loads of new progs, they’re teeming
But most are so dumb
So down goes the thumb

On TV, the channels are streaming
With loads of new progs, they're teeming
But most are so dumb

On TV, the channels are streaming
With loads of new progs, they're teeming

There was an old codger from Crewe
Who couldn’t decide what to do
He went for a walk
And saw a Goshawk
I don't know what that is, do you?

On TV, the channels are strreaming

There was an old codger from Crewe
Who couldn’t decide what to do
He went for a walk
And saw a Goshawk

There was an old codger from Crewe
Who couldn’t decide what to do
He went for a walk

There was an old codger from Crewe
Who couldn’t decide what to do

She tells me that she's seen a ghost
At a seance - she was the host
It knocked three times
And then a bell chimes
But then, she always loved to boast.

The was an old codger from Crewe

She tells me that she`s seen a ghost
At a seance- she was the host
It knocked three times
And then a bell chimes,

Sorry, but the two middle lines are meant to rhyme in Limericks.

She tells me that she`s seen a ghost
At a seance- she was the host
It knocked three times
Then floated in

She tells me that she`s seen a ghost
At a seance - she was the host
It knocked three times