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Infinity2 Sun 18-Jul-21 10:08:18

There was a young man from Tyrone
Who would not detach from his phone

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 09-Sept-22 12:42:05

I've demolished a delicious Cornetto
Then wrote a tuneful libretto
I can't stop singing
My ears are ringing
Until the sun comes a-set-oh.

Oh, where does all the dust come from?

Juliet27 Fri 09-Sept-22 07:34:15

I've demolished a delicious Cornetto
Then wrote a tuneful libretto
I can’t stop singing
My ears are ringing

GoldenLady Thu 08-Sept-22 15:01:57

I've demolished a delicious Cornetto
Then wrote a tuneful libretto
Now I cannot stop singing

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 07-Sept-22 12:24:53

I've demolished a delicious Cornetto
Then wrote a tuneful libretto

NanKate Sun 04-Sept-22 16:01:26

He's decided to go to the gym
Excellent! Very well done to him
He pumps iron now
I just don't know how
And now he’s a handsome Slim Jim

I’ve demolished a delicious Cornetto

GoldenLady Sun 04-Sept-22 15:03:34

He's decided to go to the gym
Excellent! Very well done to him
He pumps iron now
I just don't know how

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 01-Sept-22 14:03:01

He's decided to go to the gym
Excellent! Very well done to him
He pumps iron now

Crocus5 Thu 01-Sept-22 12:37:04

He’s decided to go to the gym
Excellent! Very well done to him

Bellanonna Thu 01-Sept-22 11:07:57

Tom sometimes looks back at his past
And what he sees makes him aghast
Once slim and handsome,
Worth a good ransom,
He’s so sad that good looks just don’t last

He’s decided to go to the gym

henetha Thu 01-Sept-22 10:30:21

Tom sometimes looks back at his past
And what he sees makes him aghast
Once slim and handsome,
Worth a good ransom,

NanKate Wed 31-Aug-22 20:09:45

Tom sometimes looks back at his past
And what he sees makes him aghast
He was once slim and handsome

GoldenLady Wed 31-Aug-22 13:08:37

Tom sometimes looks back at his past
And what he sees makes him aghast

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 31-Aug-22 11:43:01

On TV, the channels are streaming
With loads of new progs, they're teeming
But most are so dumb
So down goes the thumb
To so many homes, they're beaming.

Tom sometimes looks back at his past

Crocus5 Mon 29-Aug-22 17:33:44

On TV, the channels are streaming
With loads of new progs, they’re teeming
But most are so dumb
So down goes the thumb

GoldenLady Mon 29-Aug-22 15:06:56

On TV, the channels are streaming
With loads of new progs, they're teeming
But most are so dumb

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 28-Aug-22 16:59:47

On TV, the channels are streaming
With loads of new progs, they're teeming

GoldenLady Sat 27-Aug-22 13:58:04

There was an old codger from Crewe
Who couldn’t decide what to do
He went for a walk
And saw a Goshawk
I don't know what that is, do you?

On TV, the channels are strreaming

henetha Sat 27-Aug-22 10:58:49

There was an old codger from Crewe
Who couldn’t decide what to do
He went for a walk
And saw a Goshawk

Grany Fri 26-Aug-22 22:01:33

There was an old codger from Crewe
Who couldn’t decide what to do
He went for a walk

Crocus5 Fri 26-Aug-22 20:10:21

There was an old codger from Crewe
Who couldn’t decide what to do

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 26-Aug-22 15:46:40

She tells me that she's seen a ghost
At a seance - she was the host
It knocked three times
And then a bell chimes
But then, she always loved to boast.

The was an old codger from Crewe

henetha Wed 24-Aug-22 10:44:49

She tells me that she`s seen a ghost
At a seance- she was the host
It knocked three times
And then a bell chimes,

henetha Tue 23-Aug-22 22:29:42

Sorry, but the two middle lines are meant to rhyme in Limericks.

Hellogirl1 Tue 23-Aug-22 21:02:50

She tells me that she`s seen a ghost
At a seance- she was the host
It knocked three times
Then floated in

henetha Tue 23-Aug-22 10:03:18

She tells me that she`s seen a ghost
At a seance - she was the host
It knocked three times

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