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July21 - limericks

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Infinity2 Sun 18-Jul-21 10:08:18

There was a young man from Tyrone
Who would not detach from his phone

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Juliet27 Sat 08-Jan-22 22:02:33

My goodness, it’s now turned so cold
To go out, you have to be bold
And wrap up so well
Although you might swell
Oh dear, what a sight to behold

Do I detect lighter mornings?

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Crocus5 Sat 08-Jan-22 19:28:15

My goodness, it’s now turned so cold
To go out, you have to be bold
And wrap up so well
Although you might swell

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 05-Jan-22 15:05:40

My goodness, it's now turned so cold
To go out, you have to be bold
And wrap up so well

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Crocus5 Tue 04-Jan-22 18:26:01

My goodness, it’s now turned so cold
To go out, you have to be bold

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Juliet27 Tue 04-Jan-22 16:53:33

This New Year's Eve will soon be here
I hope that we've got enough beer
It did see us through
Though just for we two
No sharing with anyone near

My goodness, it’s now turned so cold

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 04-Jan-22 12:39:02

This New Year's Eve will soon be here
I hope that we've got enough beer
It did see us through
Though just for we two

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Juliet27 Sun 02-Jan-22 04:48:16

This New Year`s Eve will soon be here
I hope that we`ve got enough beer
It did see us through

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Hellogirl1 Thu 30-Dec-21 22:47:54

This New Year`s Eve will soon be here
I hope that we`ve got enough beer

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Crocus5 Thu 30-Dec-21 20:24:43

All the presents are now wrapped up
I’ve poured the first drink and will sup
A creamy liquor
Don’t drip on the floor
Or it will be licked by the pup

This New Year’s Eve will soon be here

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NanKate Wed 29-Dec-21 16:36:41

All the presents are now wrapped up
I've poured the first drink and will sup
A creamy liquor
Don’t drip on the floor

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 29-Dec-21 14:36:11

All the presents are now wrapped up
I've poured the first drink and will sup
A creamy liquor

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NanKate Sat 25-Dec-21 22:02:19

All the presents are now wrapped up
I’ve poured my first drink and will sup

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 20-Dec-21 11:18:50

My old Christmas tree is leaning
I knocked it when I was cleaning
What shall I do now?
I'll pull on a bough
While I sing out loud with full meaning.

All the presents are now wrapped up

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Juliet27 Sun 19-Dec-21 22:02:21

My old Christmas tree is leaning
I knocked it when I was cleaning
What shall I do now?
I’ll pull on a bough

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Crocus5 Sun 19-Dec-21 14:59:33

My old Christmas tree is leaning
I knocked it when I was cleaning
What shall I do now?

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Juliet27 Fri 17-Dec-21 06:42:15

My old Christmas tree is leaning
I knocked it when I was cleaning

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 16-Dec-21 16:12:09

I'm surrounded by tinsel here
All over the floor, where's my beer?
And a choc or two
Kisses, just a few
So please, fellas, do not leer.

My old Christmas tree is leaning

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Hellogirl1 Tue 14-Dec-21 21:15:52

I`m surrounded by tinsel here
All over the floor, where`s my beer?
And a choc or two
Kisses, just a few

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Crocus5 Tue 14-Dec-21 13:02:39

I’m surrounded by tinsel here
All over the floor, where’s my beer?
And a choc or two

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 11-Dec-21 13:30:50

I'm surrounded by tinsel here
All over the floor. where's my beer?

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henetha Sat 11-Dec-21 11:19:35

Someone said Boris is bonkers
He`s been seen playing with conkers
His hair is a mess ?‍♂️
Is he under stress?
Let's send him to live in Yonkers.

I'm surrounded by tinsel here

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Juliet27 Sat 11-Dec-21 03:15:56

Someone said Boris is bonkers
He`s been seen playing with conkers
His hair is a mess ?‍♂️
Is he under stress?

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NanKate Fri 10-Dec-21 22:21:57

Someone said Boris is bonkers
He`s been seen playing with conkers
His hair is a mess ?‍♂️

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Hellogirl1 Fri 10-Dec-21 22:06:30

Someone said Boris is bonkers
He`s been seen playing with conkers

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henetha Fri 10-Dec-21 10:54:51

Tea's good for you on a hot day
With a biscuit or two, I'd say
Shall I dunk or not?
Or eat a kumquat?
I think to do both is OK.

Someone said Boris is bonkers

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