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July21 - limericks

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Infinity2 Sun 18-Jul-21 10:08:18

There was a young man from Tyrone
Who would not detach from his phone

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NanKate Thu 09-Dec-21 21:46:44

Tea's good for you on a hot day
With a biscuit or two, I'd say
Shall I dunk or not?
Or eat a kumquat?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 09-Dec-21 16:25:58

Tea's good for you on a hot day
With a biscuit or two, I'd say
Shall I dunk or not?

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Crocus5 Thu 09-Dec-21 08:53:23

Tea’s good for you on a hot day
With a biscuit or two, I’d say

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Hellogirl1 Wed 08-Dec-21 23:27:20

We`ll have bad heads in the morning
And spend the entire day yawning
Oh dear, woe is me
I should stick to tea
Sitting out here in the awning

Tea`s good for you on a hot day

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Juliet27 Wed 08-Dec-21 20:49:44

We'll have bad heads in the morning
And spend the entire day yawning
Oh dear, woe is me
I should stick to tea

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 08-Dec-21 12:06:36

We'll have bad heads in the morning
And spend the entire day yawning
Oh dear, woe is me

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henetha Wed 08-Dec-21 11:00:23

We`ll have bad heads in the morning
And spend the entire day yawning

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Hellogirl1 Tue 07-Dec-21 21:37:23

I`d hoped to wear my fancy frock
In case a handsome man did knock
Well-groomed and ready
I`m feeling heady
Let`s go out and make the night rock!

We`ll have bad heads in the morning

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Juliet27 Tue 07-Dec-21 20:51:52

I'd hoped to wear my fancy frock
In case a handsome man did knock
Well-groomed and ready
I’m feeling heady

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 07-Dec-21 16:16:16

I'd hoped to wear my fancy frock
In case a handsome man did knock
Well-groomed and ready

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Hellogirl1 Sat 04-Dec-21 22:07:21

I`d hoped to wear my fancy frock
In case a handsome man did knock

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 04-Dec-21 16:23:09

I'm off to a party tomorrow
The venue is Kilimanjaro
So I'll take a flask
The journey's a task
And flight risk is causing much woe.

I'd hoped to wear my fancy frock

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Juliet27 Sat 04-Dec-21 12:04:42

I’m off to a party tomorrow
The venue is Kilimanjaro
So I'll take a flask
The journey’s a task

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henetha Sat 04-Dec-21 10:59:56

I’m off to a party tomorrow
The venue is Kilimanjaro
So I'll take a flask

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NanKate Thu 02-Dec-21 22:15:55

I’m off to a party tomorrow
The venue is Kilimanjaro

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Hellogirl1 Thu 02-Dec-21 22:04:56

For now the nights are drawing in
It`s time for a nice glass of gin
With tonic or not
Just a little tot
Let the festivities begin!

I`m off to a party tomorrow

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 02-Dec-21 15:21:21

For now the nights are drawing in
It's time for a nice glass of gin
With tonic or not
Just a little tot

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henetha Thu 02-Dec-21 10:56:38

For now the nights are drawing in
It`s time for a nice glass of gin
With tonic or not,

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Hellogirl1 Wed 01-Dec-21 22:33:53

For now the nights are drawing in
It`s time for a nice glass of gin

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 01-Dec-21 15:17:33

I've started buying Christmas gifts
I hope I don't cause any rifts
So vouchers all round
No more than £10
I will do my shopping in shifts.

For now the nights are drawing in

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 24-Nov-21 15:50:09

I've started buying Christmas gifts
I hope I don't cause any rifts
So vouchers all round
No more than £10

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Crocus5 Wed 24-Nov-21 15:49:24

I’ve started buying Christmas gifts
I hope I don’t cause any rifts
So vouchers all round
Choices can abound

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henetha Wed 24-Nov-21 10:15:05

I`ve started buying Christmas gifts
I hope I don’t cause any rifts
So vouchers all round

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crazyH Tue 23-Nov-21 22:06:48

I`ve started buying Christmas gifts
I hope I don’t cause any rifts

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Hellogirl1 Tue 23-Nov-21 21:39:33

He loves to roll round in the mud,
Annoys the cow, chewing the cud
But he still can`t moo
And has not a clue
I think his brain is made of wood

I`ve started buying Christmas gifts

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