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July21 - limericks

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Infinity2 Sun 18-Jul-21 10:08:18

There was a young man from Tyrone
Who would not detach from his phone

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Juliet27 Mon 22-Nov-21 16:26:01

He loves to roll round in the mud,
Annoys the cow, chewing the cud
But he still can`t moo,
And has not a clue

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Hellogirl1 Sat 20-Nov-21 22:53:01

He loves to roll round in the mud,
Annoys the cow, chewing the cud
But he still can`t moo,

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crazyH Sat 20-Nov-21 16:02:25

He still loves to roll in the mud,
Annoys the cow, chewing the cud

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 20-Nov-21 14:59:58

Thinks he's descended from King Charles
The spaniel I mean, one that snarls
He has a snub nose
His fur tied in bows
His feminine side attracts girls.

He still loves to roll in the mud

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henetha Sat 20-Nov-21 10:36:43

Thinks he`s descended from King Charles
The spaniel I mean, one that snarls
He has a snub nose,
His fur tied in bows,

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Juliet27 Sat 20-Nov-21 06:49:15

Thinks he`s descended from King Charles
The spaniel I mean, one that snarls
He has a snub nose

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Hellogirl1 Fri 19-Nov-21 23:27:32

Thinks he`s descended from King Charles
The spaniel I mean, one that snarls

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crazyH Fri 19-Nov-21 10:38:36

It`s Christmas soon-no shopping yet!
Is the list growing? Yes, you bet
For men, cheeky socks
Smellies in a box
For Barnaby, a new chess set

Thinks he’s descended from King Charles

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henetha Fri 19-Nov-21 10:30:49

It`s Christmas soon-no shopping yet!
Is the list growing? Yes, you bet
For men, cheeky socks
Smellies in a box

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Hellogirl1 Wed 17-Nov-21 22:03:46

It`s Christmas soon-no shopping yet!
Is the list growing? Yes, you bet
For men, cheeky socks

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 16-Nov-21 16:17:29

It's Christmas soon- no shopping yet!
Is the list growing? Yes, you bet

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henetha Tue 16-Nov-21 10:28:55

He once kidnapped my Auntie Flo
Though she seemed quite happy to go
Took her to Bingo
Taught her the ‘lingo’
Then they eloped to Monaco.

It's Christmas soon, -no shopping yet!

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crazyH Tue 16-Nov-21 00:04:22

He once kidnapped my Auntie Flo
Though she seemed quite happy to go
Took her to Bingo
Taught her the ‘lingo’

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Hellogirl1 Mon 15-Nov-21 22:00:26

He once kidnapped my Auntie Flo
Though she seemed quite happy to go
Took her to Bingo

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Juliet27 Mon 15-Nov-21 21:50:20

He once kidnapped my Auntie Flo
Though she seemed quite happy to go

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henetha Mon 15-Nov-21 14:05:16

If anyone dared to cross him
It must have been a risky whim
A brave heart needed
And fairness pleaded
He'd ignore all that, looking grim.

He once kidnapped my Auntie Flo

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Juliet27 Mon 15-Nov-21 12:57:44

If anyone dared to cross him
It must have been a risky whim
A brave heart needed
And fairness pleaded

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 15-Nov-21 11:52:37

If anyone dared to cross him
It must have been a risky whim
A brave heart needed

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Juliet27 Mon 15-Nov-21 07:55:33

If anyone dared to cross him
It must have been a risky whim

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Hellogirl1 Sun 14-Nov-21 23:27:17

His secrets all came tumbling out
He really was a vicious lout
He had a big gun
Which he used for fun
And used to wave it all about

If anyone dared to cross him

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Juliet27 Sun 14-Nov-21 10:32:44

His secrets all came tumbling out
He really was a vicious lout
He had a big gun
Which he used for fun

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henetha Sun 14-Nov-21 10:19:04

His secrets all came tumbling out
He really was a vicious lout
He had a big gun

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Hellogirl1 Sat 13-Nov-21 23:16:28

His secrets all came tumbling out
He really was a vicious lout

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 13-Nov-21 11:36:20

Funds needed now for a new roof!
Also new vicar - he's uncouth
He really tried hard
But now he is barred
For terrible crimes during his youth.

His secrets all came tumbling out

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henetha Sat 13-Nov-21 10:12:34

Funds needed now for a new roof!
Also new vicar,-he`s uncouth,
Hr really tried hard
But now he is barred

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