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July21 - limericks

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Infinity2 Sun 18-Jul-21 10:08:18

There was a young man from Tyrone
Who would not detach from his phone

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Hellogirl1 Sat 02-Oct-21 23:52:13

I like it on my morning toast
As it`s manuka-I can boast!
I won`t let it run
Over edges of bun
Or it may annoy my good host

She`s been kind enough to feed me

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 02-Oct-21 16:00:08

I like it on my morning toast
As it's manuka - I can boast!
I won't let it run
Over edges of bun

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crazyH Sat 02-Oct-21 13:14:35

I like it on my morning toast
As it’s manuka - I can boast!
I won’t let it run

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Juliet27 Sat 02-Oct-21 11:20:00

I like it on my morning toast
As it’s manuka - I can boast!

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henetha Sat 02-Oct-21 10:53:24

I may as well make some money
If I`m supposed to look funny
Beard, I will colour
Make it look fuller
As I sit there eating honey.

I like it on my morning toast

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Hellogirl1 Sat 02-Oct-21 00:22:45

I may as well make some money
If I`m supposed to look funny
Beard, I will colour
Make it look fuller

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crazyH Fri 01-Oct-21 17:49:38

I may as well make some money
If I’m supposed to look funny
Beard, I will colour

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Juliet27 Fri 01-Oct-21 14:44:47

I may as well make some money
If I’m supposed to look funny

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crazyH Fri 01-Oct-21 14:09:47

So I`m joining a circus next week
They`ve made me the resident `freak`
But I`m not that daft
In fact I just laughed
Large compensation I will seek

I may as well make some money

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henetha Fri 01-Oct-21 10:37:47

So I`m joining a circus next week
They`ve made me the resident `freak`
But I`m not that daft
In fact I just laughed

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Hellogirl1 Thu 30-Sept-21 22:57:40

So I`m joining a circus next week
They`ve made me the resident `freak`
But I`m not that daft

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crazyH Thu 30-Sept-21 12:46:23

So I'm joining a circus next week
They’ve made me the resident ‘freak’

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henetha Thu 30-Sept-21 10:52:43

So now I need a lady shave
Or else go and live in a cave
Where no-one can see
The new hairy me
My beard makes me feel rather brave.

So I'm joining a circus next week

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Hellogirl1 Wed 29-Sept-21 22:59:51

So now I need a lady shave
Or else go and live in a cave
Where no-one can see
The new hairy me

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henetha Wed 29-Sept-21 12:24:24

So now I need a lady shave
Or else go and live in a cave
Where no-one can see

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 29-Sept-21 09:02:21

So now I need a lady shave
Or else go and live in a cave

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Hellogirl1 Tue 28-Sept-21 22:11:33

I count all calories, honest!
I regularly consult my list
Soop`s kitchen`s cake`s best
Puts hairs on your chest
Which tickles a lot when you`re kissed!

So now I need a lady shave

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henetha Tue 28-Sept-21 14:03:22

I count all calories, honest!
I regularly consult my list
Soop`s kitchen`s cake`s best
Puts hairs on your chest

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Hellogirl1 Mon 27-Sept-21 22:37:37

I count all calories, honest!
I regularly consult my list
Soop`s kitchen`s cake`s best

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 27-Sept-21 16:33:30

I count all calories, honest!
I regularly consult my list

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Hellogirl1 Sat 25-Sept-21 23:47:55

I`m a bit cuddly and chubby
Like a lot by my dear hubby
But still I bemoan
How my tum has grown
My hubby now says I`m tubby!

I count all calories, honest!

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henetha Sat 25-Sept-21 11:58:50

I'm a bit cuddly and chubby
Like a lot by my dear hubby
But still I bemoan
How my tum has grown

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 24-Sept-21 14:14:39

I'm a bit cuddly and chubby
Like a lot by my dear hubby
But still I bemoan

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Crocus5 Fri 24-Sept-21 13:01:05

I’m a bit cuddly and chubby
Liked a lot by my dear hubby

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henetha Fri 24-Sept-21 11:19:00

But the pounds still refuse to shift
And generally I`m so miffed
Daily walks don`t help
Just make my feet yelp
If you say I'm fat you'll get biffed.

I'm a bit cuddly and chubby

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