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July21 - limericks

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Infinity2 Sun 18-Jul-21 10:08:18

There was a young man from Tyrone
Who would not detach from his phone

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 11-Sept-21 18:26:14

They always run together in the park
Always get home before it's dark
To eat their dinner
While my stew simmers
Their lives are such fun, what a lark!

An old sailor lived by the coast

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crazyH Sat 11-Sept-21 11:03:21

They run together in the park
Always get home before it`s dark,
To eat their dinner
While my stew simmers

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henetha Sat 11-Sept-21 10:54:38

They run together in the park
Always get home before it`s dark,
To eat their dinner

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Hellogirl1 Thu 09-Sept-21 22:36:05

They run together in the park
Always get home before it`s dark

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 09-Sept-21 14:26:30

The little blighters make me itch
I wriggle and scratch, end up with a stitch
I blame the doggie
Could be the moggie
They played together in the ditch.

They run together in the park

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henetha Wed 08-Sept-21 10:50:32

The little blighters make me itch
I wriggle and scratch, end up with a stitch
I blame the doggie,
Could be the moggie,

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 07-Sept-21 19:37:06

The little blighters make me itch
I wriggle and scratch, end up with a stitch
I blame the doggie

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crazyH Mon 06-Sept-21 23:35:33

The little blighters make me itch
I wriggle and scratch, end up with a stitch

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Hellogirl1 Mon 06-Sept-21 22:32:12

I don`t like a real pongy cheese
Give me something that`s mild please
An Edam will do
Or cheese that is blue
But not one invaded by fleas

The little blighters make me itch

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henetha Sun 05-Sept-21 11:17:18

I don't like a real pongy cheese.
Give me something that's mild please.
An Edam will do
Or cheese that is blue

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Juliet27 Sun 05-Sept-21 06:50:38

I don't like a real pongy cheese.
Give me something that's mild please.
An Edam will do

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cb1963 Sun 05-Sept-21 06:38:05

I don't like a real pongy cheese.
Give me something that's mild please.

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Hellogirl1 Sat 04-Sept-21 22:57:21

I like cheese, both cheddar and brie
Smoked salmon and yoghurt, that`s me
Ice cream to follow
Then cheese tomorrow
I`m so, so consistent you see

I don`t like a real pongy cheese

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henetha Sat 04-Sept-21 10:34:16

I like cheese, both cheddar and brie
Smoked salmon and yoghurt, that`s me
Ice cream to follow
Then cheese tomorrow

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Hellogirl1 Fri 03-Sept-21 21:04:49

I like cheese, both cheddar and brie
Smoked salmon and yoghurt, that`s me
Ice cream to follow

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 03-Sept-21 12:30:20

I like cheese, both cheddar and brie
Smoked salmon and yoghurt, that's me

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henetha Fri 03-Sept-21 10:07:21

I’ll go there and push the trolley
And try not to spend too much lolly
But things do tempt me
Buy one, get one free!
What a great bargain, by golly!

I like cheese, both cheddar and brie

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Crocus5 Fri 03-Sept-21 09:39:27

I’ll go there and push the trolley
And try not to spend too much lolly
But things do tempt me
Buy one, get one free!

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Hellogirl1 Thu 02-Sept-21 22:01:36

I`ll go there and push the trolley
And try not to spend too much lolly
But things do tempt me

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henetha Thu 02-Sept-21 11:10:10

I'll go there and push the trolley
And try not to spend much lolly

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 02-Sept-21 09:11:56

My shopping is now done online
I find it saves lots of time
But they make mistakes
And I get irate
With a substitution or nine.

I'll go there and push the trolley

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cb1963 Thu 02-Sept-21 08:18:46

My shopping is now done online.
I find it saves lots of time.
But they make mistakes.
And I get irate

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Hellogirl1 Wed 01-Sept-21 22:25:46

My shopping is now done online
I find it saves lots of time
But they make mistakes

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cb1963 Wed 01-Sept-21 18:47:25

My shopping is now done online.
I find it saves lots of time

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crazyH Wed 01-Sept-21 17:15:29

Lock down really suited me fine.
I stay at home with me and mine.
Just us together.
Like birds of a feather
Problem is we drank too much wine

My shopping is now done on-line

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