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Infinity2 Sun 18-Jul-21 10:08:18

There was a young man from Tyrone
Who would not detach from his phone

EkwaNimitee Fri 13-Aug-21 19:17:42

I look at the world with fresh eyes
Every morning when I do arise

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 13-Aug-21 16:43:19

Remember when thirty seemed old?
And futures were glowing like gold?
For those lucky few
Who've lived life anew
How quickly those years by have rolled.

I look at the world with fresh eyes

Hellogirl1 Thu 12-Aug-21 23:21:21

Remember when thirty seemed old?
And futures were glowing like gold?
For those lucky few
Who`ve lived life anew

crazyH Thu 12-Aug-21 22:58:57

Remember when thirty seemed old?
And futures were glowing like gold?
For those lucky few

FarNorth Thu 12-Aug-21 22:05:23

Remember when thirty seemed old?
And futures were glowing like gold?

Juliet27 Thu 12-Aug-21 21:57:33

The joys of growing old and grey
There are none! I’m full of dismay
But we are still here
So be of good cheer
And just make the most of each day.

Remember when thirty seemed old?

Crocus5 Thu 12-Aug-21 21:21:07

The joys of growing old and grey
There are none! I’m full of dismay
But we are still here
So be of good cheer

FarNorth Thu 12-Aug-21 20:35:03

The joys of growing old and grey
There are none! I’m full of dismay
But we are still here

EkwaNimitee Thu 12-Aug-21 19:35:49

The joys of growing old and grey
None! I’m full of dismay

crazyH Thu 12-Aug-21 15:46:18

Wish I could say that 'bout my face
So many lines. no sign of grace
But one big, wide smile
Brightens up for a while
And then the jowls fall back into place

The joys of growing old and grey

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 12-Aug-21 14:56:45

Wish I could say that 'bout my face
So many lines. no sign of grace
But one big, wide smile
Brightens up for a while

FarNorth Thu 12-Aug-21 14:39:04

Wish I could say that 'bout my face
So many lines , no sign of grace
But one big, wide smile

crazyH Thu 12-Aug-21 14:11:15

Sorry nanna8, I think you’re on the wrong page

Wish I could say that about my face
So many lines , no sign of grace

nanna8 Thu 12-Aug-21 10:29:33

Dear Lady, he asked,why so sad?
Surely life can’t be that bad
It’s just rubbish,she moaned
Nobody has phoned
Not even my darlin’ wee Dad

A beautiful pearl from the sea

henetha Thu 12-Aug-21 10:22:05

My comfy trainers I will wear
To show my feet I care
No callus or corns
No keratin horns
My feet look good even when bare.

Wish I could say that about my face

Juliet27 Thu 12-Aug-21 09:27:14

My comfy trainers I will wear
To show my feet I care
No callus or corns
No keratin horns

crazyH Wed 11-Aug-21 22:33:25

My comfy trainers I will wear
To show my feet I care
No callus or corns

EkwaNimitee Wed 11-Aug-21 22:25:07

My comfy trainers I will wear
To show my feet I care

Hellogirl1 Wed 11-Aug-21 21:31:40

Making the most of what we`ve got
Forget about what we have not
But I am so short
Yet high heels are fraught
So, do I like them? Not a lot!

My comfy trainers I will wear

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 11-Aug-21 13:46:25

Making the most of what we've got
Forget about what we have not
Yet high heels are fraught

crazyH Wed 11-Aug-21 12:58:07

Making the most of what we've got
Forget about what we have not
But I am so short

FarNorth Wed 11-Aug-21 12:47:14

Making the most of what we've got
Forget about what we have not

henetha Wed 11-Aug-21 10:50:36

If something nice you cannot say
Say nothing at all, that’s the way
Just zip up your lips
So you can’t eat chips
You could still have 'soup of the day'.

Making the most of what we've got

Crocus5 Wed 11-Aug-21 10:06:45

If something nice you cannot say
Say nothing at all, that’s the way
Just zip up your lips
So you can’t eat chips

FarNorth Tue 10-Aug-21 23:56:09

If something nice you cannot say
Say nothing at all, that’s the way
Just zip up your lips

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