July21 - limericks

Some people have strange tastes in food
Weird items which they claim are good
My uncle eats slugs
Usually from mugs
The neighbours think it's quite rude.

So he's trying fried snails instead

Some people have strange tastes in food
Weird items which they claim are good
My uncle eats slugs
Usually from mugs

Some people have strange tastes in food
Weird items which they claim are good
My uncle eats slugs

Some people have strange tastes in food
Weird items which they claim are good

He asked his aunt how to eat snails
She said, you got to crack their shells
So fiddly, you know
And terribly slow
I`d rather drop them down a well!

Some people have strange tastes in food

He asked his aunt how to eat snails
She said, you got to crack their shells
So fiddly, you know
And terribly slow

He asked his aunt how to eat snails
She said, you got to crack their shells
So fiddly, you know

He asked his aunt how to eat snails
She said, you got to crack their shells

It takes one to know one, they say
Said the Man from Tyrone, in Bombay
He’d gone there to see
His Auntie for tea
And took her a box of Milk Tray.

He asked his aunt how to eat snails

It takes one to know one, they say
Said the Man from Tyrone, in Bombay
He’d gone there to see
His Auntie for tea

so i put the blasted thing in the bin..

It takes one to know one, they say
Said the Man from Tyrone, in Bombay
He’d gone there to see

It takes one to know one, the say
Said the Man from Tyrone, in Bombay

And now I've gone completely mad
All stuff in the fridge has gone bad
I scream and I shout
Chuck everything out
And blame it on next door's young lad.

It takes one to know one, they say

And now I've gone completely mad
All stuff in the fridge has gone bad
I scream and I shout
Chuck everything out

And now I`ve gone completely mad
All stuff in the fridge has gone bad
I scream and I shout

And now I`ve gone completely mad
All stuff in the fridge has gone bad

A nice game of croquet on grass
Will certainly help the day pass
It can get heated
But I’ll be seated
While I watch all the scores amass

And now I’ve gone completely mad. Per grannylyn

And now I’ve gone completely mad

A nice game of croquet on grass
Will certainly help the day pass
It can get heated
But I’ll be seated

A nice game of croquet on grass
Will certainly help the day pass
It can get heated

A nice game of croquet on grass
Will certainly help the day pass

Then try to do Couch to 5K
And this wobbly tummy I`ll slay
A marathon next
Whilst learning to text
I'd rather just go out to play.

A nice game of croquet on grass

Then try to do Couch to 5K
And this wobbly tummy I`ll slay
A marathon next
Whilst learning to text

Then try to do Couch to 5K
And this wobbly tummy I'll slay
A marathon next