July21 - limericks

There was an old lady from Hoy
Whose cat was her real pride and joy
Then one summer's day
He sadly passed away
He was her special little boy.

There was an old boy from Skegness

There was an old lady from Hoy
Whose cat was her real pride and joy
Then one summer's day
He sadly passed away

There was an old lady from Hoy
Whose cat was her real pride and joy
Then one summer's day

There was an old lady from Hoy
Whose cat was her real pride and joy

An emu has wings but can't fly
A donkey has eyes, but can't cry
It's all very strange
I think I might change
But what should I be, by and by?

There was an old lady from Hoy

An emu has wings but can't fly
A donkey has eyes, but can't cry
It's all very strange
I think I might change

An emu has wings but can't fly
A donkey has eyes, but can't cry
It's all very strange

An emu has wings but can't fly
A donkey has eyes, but can’t cry

I think I need a pedicure
Poor feet in a bad way for sure
Don't bear inspection,
Maybe infection,
This adds nothing to my allure.

An emu has wings but can't fly

I think I need a pedicure
Poor feet in a bad way for sure
Don't bear inspection,
Maybe infection,

I think I need a pedicure
Poor feet in a bad way for sure
Don't bear inspection

I think I need a pedicure
Poor feet in a bad way for sure

I keep breaking my nails, it’s sad
I even bite them, that’s too bad
I’ll cut them so trim
That’s my new maxim
Then I’ll look at them and feel glad

I think I need a pedicure

I keep breaking my nails, it's sad
I even bite them, that’s too bad
I'll cut them so trim
That’s my new maxim

I keep breaking my nails, it's sad
I even bite them, that’s too bad
I'll cut them so trim

I keep breaking my nails, it's sad
I even bite them, that’s too bad

He's stronger than Schwarzenegger
Despite drinking too much lager
A bodybuilder supreme
A hunk in my dream(s)
His lovely charm makes him mega.

I keep breaking my nails, it's sad

He's stronger than Schwarzenegger
Despite drinking too much lager
A bodybuilder supreme
A hunk in my dream(s)

He's stronger than Schwarzenegger
Despite drinking too much lager
A bodybuilder supreme

He's stronger than Schwarzenegger
Despite drinking too much lager

I’m off to the pub tonight
But my outfit looks very tight
My man won’t care
As long as I’m there
If I get attacked he will fight.

He's stronger than Schwarzenegger

I’m off to the pub tonight
But my outfit looks very tight
My man won’t care
As long as I’m there

I'm off to the pub tonight
But my outfit it looks very tight
My man won't care

I'm off to the market at noon
I'm sure I'll be back very soon
The prices- oh my
I'll just buy a pie
And eat it as I go up Toon

I'm off to the pub tonight
But my outfit it looks very tight

I'm off to the market at noon
I'm sure I'll be back very soon
The prices - oh my!