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July21 - limericks

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Infinity2 Sun 18-Jul-21 10:08:18

There was a young man from Tyrone
Who would not detach from his phone

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 07-Aug-22 09:31:24

There was an old lady from Hoy
Whose cat was her real pride and joy
Then one summer's day
He sadly passed away
He was her special little boy.

There was an old boy from Skegness

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henetha Wed 03-Aug-22 09:54:17

There was an old lady from Hoy
Whose cat was her real pride and joy
Then one summer's day
He sadly passed away

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Jangran99 Tue 02-Aug-22 19:02:36

There was an old lady from Hoy
Whose cat was her real pride and joy
Then one summer's day

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Crocus5 Tue 02-Aug-22 17:16:58

There was an old lady from Hoy
Whose cat was her real pride and joy

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 02-Aug-22 16:57:24

An emu has wings but can't fly
A donkey has eyes, but can't cry
It's all very strange
I think I might change
But what should I be, by and by?

There was an old lady from Hoy

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crazyH Sun 31-Jul-22 18:18:56

An emu has wings but can't fly
A donkey has eyes, but can't cry
It's all very strange
I think I might change

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 31-Jul-22 16:41:43

An emu has wings but can't fly
A donkey has eyes, but can't cry
It's all very strange

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crazyH Sun 31-Jul-22 15:35:18

An emu has wings but can't fly
A donkey has eyes, but can’t cry

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GoldenLady Sun 31-Jul-22 15:16:03

I think I need a pedicure
Poor feet in a bad way for sure
Don't bear inspection,
Maybe infection,
This adds nothing to my allure.

An emu has wings but can't fly

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henetha Sun 31-Jul-22 11:24:05

I think I need a pedicure
Poor feet in a bad way for sure
Don't bear inspection,
Maybe infection,

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 30-Jul-22 17:22:02

I think I need a pedicure
Poor feet in a bad way for sure
Don't bear inspection

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Jangran99 Sat 30-Jul-22 11:34:33

I think I need a pedicure
Poor feet in a bad way for sure

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Crocus5 Sat 30-Jul-22 08:32:54

I keep breaking my nails, it’s sad
I even bite them, that’s too bad
I’ll cut them so trim
That’s my new maxim
Then I’ll look at them and feel glad

I think I need a pedicure

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NanKate Fri 29-Jul-22 17:29:50

I keep breaking my nails, it's sad
I even bite them, that’s too bad
I'll cut them so trim
That’s my new maxim

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Grany Thu 28-Jul-22 21:17:14

I keep breaking my nails, it's sad
I even bite them, that’s too bad
I'll cut them so trim

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crazyH Thu 28-Jul-22 13:37:38

I keep breaking my nails, it's sad
I even bite them, that’s too bad

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 28-Jul-22 12:37:47

He's stronger than Schwarzenegger
Despite drinking too much lager
A bodybuilder supreme
A hunk in my dream(s)
His lovely charm makes him mega.

I keep breaking my nails, it's sad

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crazyH Wed 27-Jul-22 12:54:43

He's stronger than Schwarzenegger
Despite drinking too much lager
A bodybuilder supreme
A hunk in my dream(s)

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NanKate Wed 27-Jul-22 11:16:06

He's stronger than Schwarzenegger
Despite drinking too much lager
A bodybuilder supreme

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crazyH Wed 27-Jul-22 10:36:39

He's stronger than Schwarzenegger
Despite drinking too much lager

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henetha Wed 27-Jul-22 10:34:02

I’m off to the pub tonight
But my outfit looks very tight
My man won’t care
As long as I’m there
If I get attacked he will fight.

He's stronger than Schwarzenegger

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Crocus5 Tue 26-Jul-22 21:10:44

I’m off to the pub tonight
But my outfit looks very tight
My man won’t care
As long as I’m there

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Beautful Tue 26-Jul-22 19:17:16

I'm off to the pub tonight
But my outfit it looks very tight
My man won't care

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Mine Tue 26-Jul-22 16:15:32

I'm off to the market at noon
I'm sure I'll be back very soon
The prices- oh my
I'll just buy a pie
And eat it as I go up Toon

I'm off to the pub tonight
But my outfit it looks very tight

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GoldenLady Tue 26-Jul-22 14:33:35

I'm off to the market at noon
I'm sure I'll be back very soon
The prices - oh my!

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