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July21 - limericks

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Infinity2 Sun 18-Jul-21 10:08:18

There was a young man from Tyrone
Who would not detach from his phone

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GoldenLady Thu 14-Jul-22 14:14:07

That wetsuit's a very tight fit
Will I ever get out of it
I'll just wear it all day

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fairfraise Thu 14-Jul-22 12:06:22

That wetsuit's a very tight fit
Will I ever get out of it

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 14-Jul-22 09:29:09

I would like to go for a great big swim
I'm so full of vigour and vim
I'll put my wetsuit on
And goggles I'll don
But the sky's looking a bit dim.

That wetsuit's a very tight fit

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crazyH Thu 14-Jul-22 08:47:35

I would like to go for a great big swim
I'm so full of vigour and plenty of vim
I'll put my wetsuit on
And goggles I’ll don

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fairfraise Thu 14-Jul-22 08:18:02

I would like to go for a great big swim
I'm so full of vigour and plenty of vim
I'll put my wetsuit on

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NanKate Wed 13-Jul-22 21:32:34

I would love to go for a great big swim
I’m so full of vigour and plenty of vim

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Beautful Wed 13-Jul-22 18:37:02

My neighbour, he wears a string vest
He's handsome and knows he's the best,
His wife does not think so
She’s eye-ing my Joe
Now done in & having a rest

I would love to go for a great big swim

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crazyH Wed 13-Jul-22 17:07:19

My neighbour, he wears a string vest
He's handsome and knows he's the best,
His wife does not think so
She’s eye-ing my Joe

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fairfraise Wed 13-Jul-22 16:13:15

My neighbour, he wears a string vest
He's handsome and knows he's the best,
His wife does not think so

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NanKate Wed 13-Jul-22 16:07:23

My neighbour, he wears a string vest
He’s handsome and knows he’s the best

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crazyH Wed 13-Jul-22 14:37:32

I’m a abandoning wearing a vest
I’ll let the sun get to my chest
But I'll wear a hat
And sunscreen slap pat
On my face and all of the rest

My neighbour, he wears a string vest

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Grany Wed 13-Jul-22 11:56:01

I’m a abandoning wearing a vest
I’ll let the sun get to my chest
But I'll wear a hat
And sunscreen slap pat

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henetha Wed 13-Jul-22 11:50:46

I’m a abandoning wearing a vest
I’ll let the sun get to my chest
But I'll wear a hat

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crazyH Wed 13-Jul-22 09:29:11

I’m a abandoning wearing a vest
I’ll let the sun get to my chest

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NanKate Wed 13-Jul-22 08:19:59

I don't know what to do in this heat
Tried everything, it's quite a feat
Maybe jump in the pool?
Lukewarm drinks - new rule
And soak my throbbing old feet

I’m a abandoning wearing a vest

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 13-Jul-22 06:30:32

I don't know what to do in this heat
Tried everything, it's quite a feat
Maybe jump in the pool?
Lukewarm drinks - new rule

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GoldenLady Wed 13-Jul-22 00:32:53

I don’t know what to do in this heat
Tried everything, ‘it’s quite a feat
Maybe jump in the pool?

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crazyH Tue 12-Jul-22 16:23:27

I don’t know what to do in this heat
Tried everything, ‘it’s quite a feat

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Bellanonna Tue 12-Jul-22 16:12:47

Although he's a bit of a wuss
He really behaves on the bus
Lies under the seat
Right next to my feet
But if called on he’ll kick up a fuss

I don’t know what to do in this heat

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GoldenLady Tue 12-Jul-22 15:36:00

Although he's a bit of a wuss
He really behaves on the bus
Lies under the seat
Right next to my feet

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 12-Jul-22 13:26:26

Although he's a bit of a wuss
He really behaves on the bus
Lies under the seat

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fairfraise Tue 12-Jul-22 12:53:36

Although he's a bit of a wuss
He really behaves on the bus

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henetha Tue 12-Jul-22 12:25:54

I am not sure I've got this right!
I don’t want to get in a fight
I think you owe me
A fiver or three
Please pay up or my dog will bite.

Although he's a bit of a wuss

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crazyH Mon 11-Jul-22 22:46:10

I am not sure I've got this right!
I don’t want to get in a fight
I think you owe me
A fiver or three

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NanKate Mon 11-Jul-22 22:00:12

I am not sure I've got this right!
I don’t want to get in a fight
Do you owe me a fiver or not ?

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