July21 - limericks

He's now on Facebook and Twitter
Which makes his grandchildren titter
He goes down the pub
Seeking pub grub
Leaves kids with the babysitter.

Olive, she’s not very pretty

He's now on Facebook and Twitter
Which makes his grandchildren titter
He goes down the pub
Seeking pub grub

He's now on Facebook and Twitter
Which makes his grandchildren titter
He goes down the pub

He's now on Facebook and Twitter
Which makes his grandchildren titter

Tom bought a new mobile phone
The learning curve makes him groan
His grandson will sort it
He’s glad he bought it
And can now use it on his own.

He's now on Facebook and Twitter

Tom bought a new mobile phone
The learning curve makes him groan
His grandson will sort it
He’s glad he bought it

Tom bought a new mobile phone
The learning curve makes him groan
His grandson will sort it

Tom bought a new mobile phone
The learning curve makes him groan

King Charles support is good to see
A dog breed is named after he
The spaniels are gorgeous
Hope he can forge us
And start a new family tree.

Tom bought a new mobile phone

King Charles support is good to see
A dog breed is named after he!
The spaniels are gorgeous
Hope he can forge us

King Charles support is good to see
A dog breed is named after he!
The spaniels are gorgeous

King Charles support is good to see
A dog breed is named after he!

I’d like to have had a sister
But not one who’d steal my mister
But I am an "only,"
Really quite comely
And I don’t need a resister

King Charles support is good to see

I’d like to have had a sister
But not one who’d steal my mister
But I am an "only,"
Really quite comely

I’d like to have had a sister
But not one who’d steal my mister
But I am an "only,"

I’d like to have had a sister
But not one who’d steal my mister

Mama Bear has a cute baby cub
But Papa Bear's off to the pub
He's quietly sleeping
Eyes closed, no peeping
We don’t want him to start to blub

I’d like to have had a sister

Mama Bear has a cute baby cub
But Papa Bear's off to the pub
He's quietly sleeping
Eyes closed, no peeping

Mama bear has a cute baby cub
But Papa Bear’s off to the pub
He's quietly sleeping

Mama bear has a cute baby cub
But Papa Bear’s off to the pub

Dust, not dush.

Oh, where does all the dust come from?
I don’t know, but I have gone dumb
I’ll get the cloth out
And swish it about
And in some new dush will come.

Mama bear has a cute baby cub

Oh, where does all the dust come from?
I don’t know, but I have gone dumb
I’ll get the cloth out
And swish it about

Oh, where does all the dust come from?
I don’t know, but I have gone dumb
I’ll get the cloth out

Oh, where does all the dust come from?
I don’t know, but I have gone dumb