Limericks with very strict rules (5) - 88558

When I am in need of advice
Or need to check an asking price
Google's always there
Needn't leave my chair
There's always something to entice

I hardly use coins anymore

When I am in need of advice
Or need to check an asking price
Google's always there
Needn't leave my chair

When I am in need of advice
Or need to check an asking price
Google’s always there

When I am in need of advice
Or need to check an asking price

Days are getting longer at last
And changes are happening fast
Damp, dreary old Wales
But Spring never fails
So keep smiling, don't be downcast.

When I am in need of advice

Days are getting longer at last
And changes are happening fast
Damp, dreary old Wales
But Spring never fails

Days are getting longer at last
And changes are happening fast
Damp, dreary old Wales

Days are getting longer at last
And changes are happening fast

This is a substitute first line
And I think it’s perfectly fine
We’ve got to step in
To make it begin
The end of this limerick is mine!

Days getting longer at last

This is a substitute first line
And I think it’s perfectly fine
We’ve got to step in
To make it begin

This is a substitute first line
And I think it's perfectly fine
We’ve got to step in

This is a substitute first line
And I think it's perfectly fine

This is a substitute first line

How do I get to go “viral”
With fame that spins in a spiral
Will I make money ?
Won’t it be funny
If all results in a trial?

How do I get to go "viral"
With fame that spins in a spiral?
Will I make money?
Won`t it be funny

How do I get to go ‘viral’
With fame that now spins in a spiral?
Will I make money?

Sorry, didn’t mean to post

How do I get to go ‘viral’
With fame that now spins in a spiral?

How do I get to go ‘viral’
With fame that now spins in a spiral?

I know I once did steal her man
And thus she's not my biggest fan
He wasn’t a ‘catch’
We weren't a match
So I passed him on to my Nan

How do I get to go ‘viral’

I know I once did steal her man
And thus she's not my biggest fan
He wasn’t a ‘catch’
We weren't a match

I know I once did steal her man
And thus she's not my biggest fan
He wasn’t a ‘catch’

I know I once did steal her man
And thus she's not my biggest fan

A strange box arrived here today
On it was written 'you will pay'
Heck, threatening in blood
And covered in mud
Could it be from that Maggie May ?

I know I once did steal her man

A strange box arrived here today
On it was written 'you will pay'
Heck, threatening in blood
And covered in mud