Limericks with very strict rules (5) - 88558

I'd quite like to reach the north pole
That is my most ambitious goal
Might be a bit chilly

I'd quite like to reach the north pole
That is my most ambitious goal

It`s winter, but there`s still no snow
I really don`t like it, you know,
This mildness is odd
Like being in a pod
Perhaps to the Arctic I'll go.

I'd quite like to reach the north pole

It`s winter, but there`s still no snow
I really don`t like it, you know,
This mildness is odd
Like being in a pod

It`s winter, but there`s still no snow
I really don`t like it, you know,
This mildness is odd

It`s winter, but there`s still no snow
I really don`t like it, you know,

It was expensive, made of silk
Very classy, `twas of that ilk
A fashion statement
From Harrod's basement
Perhaps I could clean it with milk?

It's winter, but still there's no snow

It was expensive, made of silk
Very classy, `twas of that ilk
A fashion statement
From Harrod's basement

It was expensive, made of silk
Very classy, `twas of that ilk
A fashion statement

It was expensive, made of silk
Very classy, `twas of that ilk

Then next year will truly begin
Pray the Covid battle we'll win
Of masks we are weary
And feel so dreary
Going to throw mine in the bin

It was expensive, made of silk

Then next year will truly begin
Pray the Covid battle we'll win
Of masks we are weary
And feel so dreary

Then next year will truly begin
Pray the Covid battle we’ll win
Of masks we are weary

Then next year will truly begin
Pray the Covid battle we’ll win

It`s lovely to sing Christmas songs
Along with the bells and the gongs
Mistletoe and Wine
And a dinner most fine
Then New Year and Big Ben`s loud bongs

Then next year will truly begin

It`s lovely to sing Christmas songs
Along with the bells and the gongs
Mistletoe and Wine
And a dinner most fine

It`s lovely to sing Christmas songs
Along with the bells and the gongs
Mistletoe and Wine

It's lovely to sing Christmas songs
Along with the bells and the gongs

The choir still singing Galway Bay
And then New York to get away
A wistful old sound
Still heard all around
Many times before Christmas Day.

It's lovely to sing Christmas songs

The choir still singing Galway Bay
And then New York to get away
A wistful old sound
Still heard all around

The choir still singing Galway Bay
And then New York to get away
A wistful old sound

The choir still singing Galway Bay
And then New York to get away

The Christmas pop songs have begun
And ‘Last Christmas’ will run and run
I quite like The Pogues
Although they were rogues,
Great - Kirsty and Shane McGowan!

The choir still singing Galway Bay

The Christmas pop songs have begun
And ‘Last Christmas’ will run and run
I quite like The Pogues
Although they were rogues

The Christmas pop songs have begun
And ‘Last Christmas’ will run and run
I quite like The Pogues