Limericks with very strict rules (5) - 88558

Does Santa do shopping online?
No, saw him in Tesco one time
With his long white beard
He looked slightly weird

Does Santa do shopping online?
No, saw him in Tesco one time
With his long white beard
He looked slightly weird

Does Santa do shopping online?
No, saw him in Tesco one time
His long white beard

Does Santa do shopping online?
No, saw him in Tesco one time

Does Santa do shopping online?

The internet should be policed
Or controlled somehow, at the least
But that can`t be done
T`would spoil all their fun
I hope they're ate by hairy beasts.

Does Santa do shopping on line?

The internet should be policed
Or controlled somehow, at the least
But that can`t be done
T`would spoil all their fun

The internet should be policed,
Or controlled somehow, at the least
But that can't be done

The internet should be policed,
Or controlled somehow, at the least

I`d be bullied online, no doubt
And dare not respond with a clout
It`s a wicked world
Where insults are hurled
By brash inconsiderate louts

The internet should be policed

I'd be bullied online, no doubt
And dare not respond with a clout
It's a wicked world
Where insults are hurled

I'd be bullied online, no doubt
And dare not respond with a clout
It's a wicked world

I'd be bullied online, no doubt,
And dare not respond with a clout.

When I first started at my school
Had to wear braids, that was the rule
I wrote on a slate
And never was late
Which now would be seen as uncool.

I'd be bullied online, no doubt

When I first started at my school
Had to wear braids, that was the rule
I wrote on a slate
And never was late

When I first started at my school
Had to wear braids, that was the rule
I wrote on a slate

When I first started at my school
Had to wear braids, that was the rule

The storm has blown away my fence
To repair, `twill cost a lot, hence
I`m going open plan
So I can see Dan
As long as he won’t take offence.

When I first started at my school

The storm has blown away my fence
To repair, `twill cost a lot, hence
I`m going open plan
So I can see Dan

The storm has blown away my fence
To repair, `twill cost a lot, hence
I`m going open plan

The storm has blown away my fence
To repair, ‘twill cost a lot, hence

Will I see a helpful young man?
Who'll see me as more than a gran
I'll undo my shirt
And still quite alert
He’s now lost his attention span.

The storm has blown away my fence

Will I see a helpful young man?
Who'll see me as more than a gran
I'll undo my shirt
And still quite alert

Will I see a helpful young man?
Who’ll see me as more than a gran
I'll undo my shirt

Will I see a helpful young man?
Who’ll see me as more than a gran