Limericks with very strict rules (5) - 88558

I seem to have the strangest dreams
In a bath full of custard creams
Dunk each one in tea
Saved one, was it three?
Real life is more boring, it seems.

I tried somersaults, big mistake!

I seem to have the strangest dreams
In a bath full of custard creams
Dunk each one in tea
Saved one, was it three?

I seem to have the strangest dreams
In a bath full of custard creams
Dunk each one in tea

I seem to have the strangest dreams
In a bath full of custard creams

My problem is staying asleep
I wake up at the slightest ‘peep’
When I wake at five
Tired, but alive
From my warm, cosy bed I creep

I seem to have the strangest dreams

My problem is staying asleep
I wake up at the slightest ‘peep’
When I wake at five
Tired, but alive

My problem is staying asleep
I wake up at the slightest ‘peep’
When I wake at five

My problem is staying asleep
I wake up at the slightest ‘peep’

Jack’s voice broke late, at twenty-two
Such trauma he had to go through
They called him ‘hey Jill’
He’s been through the mill
His soprano days are at last through.

My problem is staying asleep

Jack’s voice broke late, at twenty-two
Such trauma he had to go through
They called him ‘hey Jill’
He’s been through the mill

Jack’s voice broke late, at twenty-two
Such trauma he had to go through
They called him ‘hey Jill’

Jack’s voice broke late, at twenty-two
Such trauma he had to go through

What’s this I see ‘tween nose and lips ?
I think it’s in need of wax strips
To Boots I must go
My whiskers are macho ?
Neighbour Jack has asked me for tips

Jack’s voice broke late, at twenty-two

What’s this I see ‘tween nose and lips ?
I think it’s in need of wax strips
To Boots I must go
My whiskers are macho ?

What’s this I see ‘tween nose and lips ?
I think it’s in need of wax strips
To Boots I must go

What’s this I see ‘tween nose and lips ?
I think it’s in need of wax strips

Has senility got to me ?
I think I've turned into a tree
My trunk is quite thick
Each arm is a stick
My ‘roots’ are there for all to see

What’s this I see ‘tween nose and lips ?

Has senility got to me ?
I think I've turned into a tree
My trunk is quite thick
Each arm is a stick

Has senility got to me ?
I think I've turned into a tree
My trunk is quite thick

Has senility got to me ?
I think I've turned into a tree

The flowering trees are in bloom
They're all around me so let's zoom
Such a pretty sight
All pink and white
I can see them all from my room

Has senility got to me ?

Sorry…….what was I doing ? Apologies

The flowering trees are in bloom
They're all around me so let's zoom (crazy added to rhyme)
Such a pretty sight
All pink and white

The flowering trees are in bloom
They're all around me so let's zoom (crazy added to rhyme)
Such a pretty sight

The flowering trees are in bloom
They’re all around me