Limericks with very strict rules (5) - 88558

I know my eyes really did see
A young otter climbing a tree
As piglet flew past
He did look aghast
At empty booze bottles or three.

Now life's not all skittles and beer

I know my eyes really did see
A young otter climbing a tree
As piglet flew past
He did look aghast

Too factual - I’ll change it

I know my eyes really did see
A young otter climbing a tree
As piglet flew past

I know my eyes really did see
A young otter climbing a tree
Hmm, a pine marten?

I know my eyes really did see
A young otter climbing a tree

Or was I hallucinating?
On thin ice sanity skating?
It felt quite surreal,
Otter or seal?
I promise I am not faking

I know my eyes really did see

Or was I hallucinating?
On thin ice sanity skating?
It felt quite surreal,
Otter or se-al ?

Or was I hallucinating?
On thin ice sanity skating?
It felt quite surreal

Or was I hallucinating?
On thin ice my sanity skating?

Trying to avoid Nosey Parker
And her dog, a very fierce barker,
I hid in the park
Where it was quite dark
And saw an otter named Tarka.

Or was I hallucinating?

Trying to avoid Nosey Parker
And her dog, a very fierce barker,
I hid in the park
Where it was quite dark

Trying to avoid Nosey Parker
And her dog, a very fierce barker,
I hid in the park

Trying to avoid Nosey Parker
And her dog, a very fierce barker,

I drove eighty miles in the rain
This trip is always a pain
With roads so busy
It makes you dizzy
Won’t be doing that again

Trying to avoid Nosey Parker

I drove eighty miles in the rain
This trip is always a pain
With roads so busy
It makes you dizzy

I drove eighty miles in the rain
This trip is always a pain
With roads so busy

I drove eighty miles in the rain
This trip is always a pain

A squirrel was burying nuts
But was scared by some loud barking mutts
He ran up a tree
Thinking "Dearie me"
"I'd like to bite their hairy butts".

I drove eighty miles in the rain

A squirrel was burying nuts
But was scared by some loud barking mutts
He ran up a tree
Thinking "Dearie me"

A squirrel was burying nuts
But was scared by some loud barking mutts
He ran up a tree

A squirrel was burying nuts
But was scared by some loud barking mutts

The leaves do turn beautiful shades
Of crimson and gold in the glades
A visual treat
You just cannot beat
The trees in their wondrous parades.

A squirrel was burying nuts

The leaves do turn beautiful shades
Of crimson and gold in the glades
A visual treat
You just cannot beat

The leaves do turn beautiful shades
Of crimson and gold in the glades
A visual treat

The leaves do turn beautiful shades
Of crimson and gold in the glades