Limericks with very strict rules (5) - 88558

Is the end of the world here soon?
Time, maybe, to move to the moon
Jupiter or Mars
Nearer to the stars
I'm sure we could be there by noon.

I like coffee better than tea

Is the end of the world here soon?
Time, maybe, to move to the moon
Jupiter or Mars
Nearer to the stars

Is the end of the world here soon ?
Time,maybe,to move to the moon
Jupiter or Mars

Is the end of the world here soon?
Time, maybe, to move to the moon?

Tornado season is here
And with it an ongoing fear
Will my house stay up?
What about poor pup?
There'll be many shedding a tear.

Is the end of the world here soon?

Tornado season is here
And with it an ongoing fear
Will my house stay up?
What about poor pup?

Tornado season is here
And with it an ongoing fear
Will my house stay up?

Tornado season is here
And with it an ongoing fear

He`s got his comeuppance at last
When a former lover, aghast
Made a most ugly scene
On the village green
And now he is part of the past.

Tornado season is here

He`s got his comeuppance at last
When a former lover, aghast
Made a most ugly scene
On the village green

He's got his comeuppance at last
When a former lover, aghast
Made a most ugly scene

He's got his comeuppance at last
When a former lover, aghast

She`d thought his intentions were good
And fed him roast dinner and pud
Gold digger was he
She learned, ruefully
That really he was just a dud

He`s got his comeuppance at last

She'd thought his intentions were good
And fed him roast dinner and pud
Gold digger was he
She learned, ruefully,

She'd thought his intentions were good
And fed him roast dinner and pud
Gold digger was he

She'd thought his intentions were good
And fed him roast dinner and pud

Was that the reason I wonder
He thought her depths he would plunder
Her bank account
Held a large amount
Nan's face was all of a thunder.

She'd thought his intentions were good

Was that the reason I wonder
He thought her depths he would plunder
Her bank account
Held a large amount

Was that the reason I wonder
He thought her depths he would plunder
Her bank account

Was that the reason I wonder
He thought her depths he would plunder

Was that the reason I wonder

He chose for a date, one by one
Even Bea, who looked like a bun
She was delicious
But it’s quite suspicious,
She inherited quire a sum.

Was that a reason I wonder

He chose for a date, one by one
Even Bea, who looked like a bun
She was delicious
But it is quite suspicious

He chose for a date, one by one
Even Bea, who looked like a bun
She was delicious

He chose for a date, one by one
Even Bea, who looked like a bun