Limericks with very strict rules (5) - 88558

They say that an apple a day
Tastes better than eating some hay
But if you're a horse
It’s caviar, ‘cos
Then a romp round the field okay

We’re off to see Toad in a play

They say that an apple a day
Tastes better than eating some hay
But if you're a horse
It’s caviar, ‘cos

They say that an apple a day
Tastes better than eating some hay
But if you're a horse

They say that an apple a day
Tastes better than eating some hay

More of a challenge, I would say
Sudoku now has had its day
I never did try
Guess my chance has gone by
But must keep my wits come what may.

They say that an apple a day

More of a challenge, I would say
Sudoku now has had its day
I never did try
Guess my chance has gone by

More of a challenge, I would say
Sudoku now has had its day
I never did try

More of a challenge, I would say
Sudoku now has had its day

Are you addicted to Wordle?
Yes but it makes my tum curdle
The ‘one word a day’
Has turned my hair gray
Decided to try Absurdle

More of a challenge, I would say

Are you addicted to Wordle?
Yes but it makes my tum curdle
The ‘one word a day’
Has turned my hair gray

Are you addicted to Wordle?
Yes but it makes my tum curdle
The ‘one word a day’

Are you addicted to Wordle?
Yes but it makes my tum curdle

My friends, they come from far and wide
They come and go like the incoming tide
Hang on to the good
Like I know I should
At least I can say that I tried.

Are you addicted to Wordle?

My friends, they come from far and wide
They come and go like the incoming tide
Hang on to the good
Like I know I should

My friends, they come from far and wide
They come and go like the incoming tide
Hang on to the good

My friends, they come from far and wide
They come and go like the incoming tide

My friends, they come from far and wide

A stranger's a friend you don’t know
And smiling helps friendship to grow.
Good friends last for years
Through laughter and tears
Beware the one with greenish glow

My friends they come from far and wide

A stranger's a friend you don’t know
And smiling helps friendship to grow.
Good friends last for years
Through laughter and tears

A stranger's a friend you don’t know
And smiling helps friendship to grow.
Good friends last for years

A stranger's a friend you don’t know
And smiling helps friendship to grow

I'm finished with fair-weather friends
And their selfish exploiting trends
I want sincere care
To know they'll be there
When bad things happen, I can’t mend

A stranger is a friend you don’t know

I'm finished with fair-weather friends
And their selfish exploiting trends
I want sincere care
To know they'll be there

I'm finished with fair-weather friends
And their selfish exploiting trends
I want sincere caring

I'm finished with fair-weather friends
And their selfish exploiting trends