Gosh, I can't stop laughing.
When I was pregnant with my DS, who is now 29, I was rushing upstairs one day, the kind that turn to face the other way halfway up. Well, I fell and obviously put my hands down to protect my bump not giving a thought to where my head was headed (sorry, couldn't resist). Well luckily, tho it was a main wall it wasn't very hard on the inside of the house and my head made a rather large hole in it.
So off we toddled next day to buy some filler. My dad had been a builder and I'd picked up some tips, so I filled and plastered the hole. I said to OH, "DO NOT touch, prod, poke even TOUCH until at least 24 hours has gone by!!"
I ended up teaching him how to fill holes because he came to me about 2 hours later to tell me it wasn't set yet!! He was so lucky I couldn't run fast, as he took one look at my face and bolted!
Do you like to garden, or would you be the 'lady of the manor' watching others do it for you?