Limericks with very strict rules (6) - 88558

We'll party till dawn, then some more
All are welcome, come thru' the door
Just come as you are
By bus or by car
A visit from friends I'd adore!

Do you like loud claps of thunder?

We'll party till dawn, then some more
All are welcome, come thru' the door
Just come as you are
By bus or by car

We'll party till dawn, then some more
All are welcome, come thru' the door
Just come as you are

We'll party till dawn, then some more
All are welcome, come thru’ the door

I like a good glass of red wine
So do I, come over to mine
Steak’s on the Barbie
Pudding’s rhubarby
Bring a friend, everything's fine.

We'll party till dawn, then some more

like a good glass of red wine
So do I, come over to mine
Steak’s on the Barbie
Pudding’s rhubarby

I like a good glass of red wine
So do I, come over to mine
The steak’s on the Barbie

I like a good glass of red wine
So do I, come over to mine

My wedding dress is in the loft
I'll never sell it, I'm too soft
I smile at the size
Then sigh at my thighs,
I've eaten dessert much too oft!

I like a good glass of red wine

Sorry crossed posts

My wedding dress is in the loft,
I'll never sell it, I'm too soft
I smile at the size
Larger now, but wise

My wedding dress is in the loft
I'll never sell it, I'm too soft
I smile at the size
Then sigh at my thighs

My wedding dress is in the loft,
I'll never sell it, I'm too soft
I smile at the size

My wedding dress is in the loft,
I'll never sell it, I'm too soft

Decided to give it a wash
To make it a little more ‘posh’
It’s as soft as a feather
Suits any weather
And it’s saved me a heap of dosh

My wedding dress is in the loft

Decided to give it a wash
To make it a little more ‘posh’
It’s as soft as a feather
Suits any weather

Decided to give it a wash
To make it a little more ‘posh’
It’s as soft as a feather

Decided to give it a wash
To make it a little more ‘posh’

Their marriage did not last too long,
Presents now going for a song
I’ve put my name down
For the wedding gown
But it had the most awful pong

Decided to give it a wash

Their marriage did not last too long,
Presents now going for a song
I’ve put my name down
For the wedding gown

Their marriage did not last too long,
Presents now going for a song
I’ve put my name down

Their marriage did not last too long,
Presents now going for a song

Their marriage did not last too long,

So they made their vows and kissed
Well, he aimed for her lips but missed
Caught her on the nose
Then they came to blows
And she ended it all with a fist.

So they made their vows and kissed
Well, he aimed for her lips but missed
Caught her on the nose
Then they came to blows