Limericks with very strict rules (6) - 88558

But still my favourite is a roast
Although I do not like to boast

Curry sauce with nice fish and chips
Breadsticks with selection of dips
Or celery and guac (short for guacamole)
Nothing that goes ‘quack’
This all has me smacking my lips

But still my favourite is a roast

Curry sauce with nice fish and chips
Breadsticks with selection of dips
Or celery and guac (short for guacamole)
Nothing that goes ‘quack’

Curry sauce with nice fish and chips
Breadsticks with selection of dips
Or celery and guac (short for guacamole)

Curry sauce with nice fish and chips
Breadsticks with selection of dips

I like streamed series on TV
But hate the exorbitant fee
You could share with mates
On alternate dates,
I'd rather have a cup of tea.

Curry sauce with nice fish and chips

I like streamed series on TV
But hate the exorbitant fee
You could share with mates
On alternate dates

I like streamed series on TV
But hate the exorbitant fee
You could share with mates

I like streaming series on TV
But hate the exorbitant fee

Quick judgements are easily made
But of psychos I'm really afraid
For beneath the charm
Hides a lot of harm
The psycho squad may make a raid.

I like streaming series on TV

Quick judgements are easily made
But of psychos I'm really afraid
For beneath the charm
Hides a lot of harm

Quick judgements are easily made
But of psychos I'm really afraid
For beneath the charm

Quick judgements are easily made
But of psychos I'm really afraid

"Keep your hands to yourself," she screamed
And he was convinced, so it seemed
He sat there so still
Whispered "My name`s Bill"
Could he be the hero I dreamed?

Quick judgements are easily made

"Keep your hands to yourself," she screamed
And he was convinced, so it seemed
He sat there so still
Whispered "My name`s Bill"

"Keep your hands to yourself," she screamed
And he was convinced, so it seemed
He sat there so still

Keep your hands to yourself" she screamed
And he was convinced, so it seemed

She's now on her way to New York
She's seated right next to a dork
Whose octopus hands
Feel her reprimands
And a whack with a large leg of pork.

"Keep your hands to yourself" she screamed

She's now on her way to New York
She's seated right next to a dork
Whose octopus hands
Feel her reprimands

She's now on her way to New York
She's seated right next to a dork
Whose octopus hands

She's now on her way to New York
She's seated right next to a dork

They strolled around Paris one night
Enjoying the gorgeous moonlight
She said "Kiss me, please"
He said “you’re a tease”
She punched him and then booked a flight.

She's now on her way to New York

They strolled around Paris one night
Enjoying the gorgeous moonlight
She said "Kiss me, please"
He said “you’re a tease”

They strolled around Paris one night
Enjoying the gorgeous moonlight
She said "Kiss me, please"

They strolled around Paris one night
Enjoying the gorgeous moonlight