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Limericks with very strict rules (6) - 88558

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Jangran99 Tue 05-Oct-21 23:49:29

To help new players the rules on this strict version are
Rows 1,2 and 5 have 8 syllables
Rows. 3 and 4 have 5 syllables

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Juliet27 Sun 16-Jan-22 09:03:51

Guess you'll never try that again
When all you achieve is a pain
Go ar*e over t*t. blush
And prove you’re unfit

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Jangran99 Sun 16-Jan-22 08:54:38

Guess you'll never try that again
When all you achieve is a pain
Go ar*e over t*t. blush

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Juliet27 Sun 16-Jan-22 08:10:47

Guess you'll never try that again
When all you achieve is a pain

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Jangran99 Sat 15-Jan-22 15:05:03

It's really a daft thing to do
Specially while playing the kazoo
You'll get a headache
Medicine you'll take
And wonder just what possessed you.

Guess you'll never try that again

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 15-Jan-22 13:48:25

It's really a daft thing to do
Especially while playing the kazoo
You'll get a headache
Then medicine you'll take

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henetha Sat 15-Jan-22 10:56:55

It`s really a daft thing to do
Especially while playing the kazoo
You'll get a headache

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GoldenLady Fri 14-Jan-22 20:16:45

It`s really a daft thing to do
Especially while playing the kazoo

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Hellogirl1 Thu 13-Jan-22 21:38:28

My friend likes to stand on his head
In the morning and just before bed
It feeds the old brain
But gives him a pain
And it also makes him see red

It`s really a daft thing to do

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GoldenLady Thu 13-Jan-22 15:26:09

My friend likes to stand on his head
In the morning and just before bed
It feeds the old brain
But gives him a pain

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 13-Jan-22 13:03:09

My friend likes to stand on his head
In the morning and just before bed
It feeds the old brain

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henetha Thu 13-Jan-22 10:57:57

My friend likes to stand on his head
In the morning and just before bed

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GoldenLady Tue 11-Jan-22 16:32:47

So eat, drink and be merry now
Fear not, we will survive somehow
Bottoms up, what's yours?
The vaccine ensures
A future for both me and thou.

My friend likes to stand on his head

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Jangran99 Tue 11-Jan-22 14:01:27

So eat, drink and be merry now
Fear not, we will survive somehow
Bottoms up, what's yours?
The vaccine ensures

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 11-Jan-22 13:30:54

So eat, drink and be merry now
Fear not, we will survive somehow
Bottoms up, what's yours?

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crazyH Tue 11-Jan-22 11:01:02

So eat, drink and be merry now
Fear not, we will survive somehow

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henetha Tue 11-Jan-22 10:55:46

By 'eck when that rain comes down
Roads are flooded, can’t get to town
Global warming's blame
Things are not the same
We'll all either burn up or drown.

So eat, drink and be merry now

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Jangran99 Tue 11-Jan-22 01:27:56

Oops
By 'eck when that rain comes down
Roads are flooded, can’t get to town
Global warming's blame
Things are not the same

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Jangran99 Tue 11-Jan-22 01:24:51

By 'eck when that rain comes down
Roads are flooded, can’t get to town
By 'eck when that rain comes down
Roads are flooded, can’t get to town
Global warming's blame
Things are not the same

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GoldenLady Mon 10-Jan-22 22:34:45

By 'eck when that rain comes down
Roads are flooded, can’t get to town
Global warming's to blame

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crazyH Mon 10-Jan-22 16:24:57

By 'eck when that rain comes down
Roads are flooded, can’t get to town

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 10-Jan-22 13:28:23

As good as the hippos that dance
And are now touring around France
What a sight to see!
I've asked them to tea
In the cafe at the big manse.

By 'eck when that rain comes down

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henetha Mon 10-Jan-22 11:07:37

As good as the hippos that dance
And are now touring around France
What a sight to see!
I've asked them to tea,

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Crocus5 Mon 10-Jan-22 09:51:14

As good as the hippos that dance
And are now touring around France
What a sight to see!

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henetha Sat 08-Jan-22 11:43:53

As good as the hippos that dance
And are now touring around France

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GoldenLady Fri 07-Jan-22 20:44:10

Perhaps they've come over to ski
How very exciting to see
They're good ski jumpers
Cause such a rumpus
A great tourist attraction they'd be!

As good as the hippos that dance

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