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Jangran99 Tue 05-Oct-21 23:49:29

To help new players the rules on this strict version are
Rows 1,2 and 5 have 8 syllables
Rows. 3 and 4 have 5 syllables

Hellogirl1 Wed 27-Oct-21 21:57:31

So he bought plastic ones instead
But they didn`t turn many a head
They grew quite dusty

Crocus5 Wed 27-Oct-21 19:06:57

So he bought plastic ones instead
But they didn’t turn many a head

henetha Wed 27-Oct-21 17:13:39

He thought he`d try his luck elsewhere
He grew an orchid, that was rare
It had great perfume
Wafting thru the room
And when it died the stem was bare.

So he bought plastic ones instead

crazyH Wed 27-Oct-21 00:30:54

He thought he`d try his luck elsewhere
He grew an orchid, that was rare
It had great perfume
Wafting thru the room

Hellogirl1 Tue 26-Oct-21 23:19:10

He thought he`d try his luck elsewhere
He grew an orchid, that was rare
It had great perfume

crazyH Tue 26-Oct-21 19:42:09

He thought he'd try his luck elsewhere
He grew an orchid, that was rare

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 26-Oct-21 16:44:20

A pumpkin grower from Polegate
Insured his crop with Allstate
They didn't pay out
When it failed by drought
No wonder, big companies, we hate.

He thought he'd try his luck elsewhere

Juliet27 Tue 26-Oct-21 15:23:09

A pumpkin grower from Polegate
Insured his crop with Allstate
They didn’t pay out
When it failed by drought

crazyH Tue 26-Oct-21 15:16:16

A pumpkin grower from Polegate
Insured his crop with Allstate
But they didn't pay out

GoldenLady Tue 26-Oct-21 14:21:06

A pumpkin grower from Polegate
Insured his crop with Allstate

Juliet27 Tue 26-Oct-21 13:55:58

This year seems to have gone so fast
I wonder, will it be my last
Don’t say things like that
We need much more chat
Just the thought has left me aghast.

A pumpkin grower from Polegate

Crocus5 Tue 26-Oct-21 13:37:38

This year seems to have gone so fast
I wonder, will it be my last
Don’t say things like that
We need much more chat

crazyH Tue 26-Oct-21 12:38:12

This year seems to have gone so fast
I wonder, will it be my last?
Don’t say things like that

henetha Tue 26-Oct-21 10:15:14

This year seems to have gone so fast
I wonder, will it be my last?

Juliet27 Tue 26-Oct-21 07:12:40

It's next weekend the clocks go back
Does it mean we will gain or lack?
I think we'll gain one hour
Giving sleep much more power
I always wake up at the crack

This year seems to have gone so fast

GoldenLady Mon 25-Oct-21 16:15:57

It's next weekend the clocks go back
Does it mean we will gain or lack?
I think we'll gain one hour
Giving sleep much more power

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 25-Oct-21 16:10:24

It's next weekend the clocks go back
Does it mean we will gain or lack?
I think we'll gain one hour

crazyH Mon 25-Oct-21 11:17:59

It’s next weekend the clocks go back
Does it mean we will gain or lack ?

Juliet27 Mon 25-Oct-21 11:13:46

Wonder what would happen if I eat
A big choccy cake as a treat
You’ll feel very full
You’ll be far from cool
You’ll increase the size of your seat!

It’s next weekend the clocks go back

crazyH Sun 24-Oct-21 19:44:58

Wonder what would happen if I eat
A big choccy cake as a treat
You’ll feel very full
You’ll be far from cool

Crocus5 Sun 24-Oct-21 16:53:27

Wonder what would happen if I eat
A big choccy cake as a treat
You’ll feel very full

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 23-Oct-21 13:49:59

Wonder what would happen if I eat
A big choccy cake as a treat

crazyH Sat 23-Oct-21 13:17:14

That house on the hill may be haunted
My friend, by that she’s not daunted,
It's a happy ghost,
Who lives on the coast
The locals are never taunted

Wonder what would happen if I eat

Ashcombe Sat 23-Oct-21 13:01:42

That house on the hill may be haunted
My friend, by that she’s not daunted,
It's a happy ghost,
Who lives on the coast

henetha Sat 23-Oct-21 10:59:09

That house on the hill may be haunted
My friend, by that she’s not daunted,
It's a happy ghost

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