Talk through the movie/performance Sit right in front of me, although they are 7 feet tall Leave their large hat on Sing along with the performance Keep excusing themselves and stepping over people, to leave their seat and then to get back to it
You’ve got visitors that day You’ll be attending a funeral miles away Overnight childminding Ring them on the day - you’ve got a headache Say you don’t like parties (no need to mention you don’t like the co-worker)
An earlier one that got overlooked - 5 sources of light in your home
Suggest it's time for them to do the dishes Go to bed, telling them to lock the door on their way out Tell them you're about to tell them about a great investment opportunity Get out your old clarinet and begin your recital Tell them they've just got to look at the hundreds of pictures of your last vacation
5 good excuses for not attending a party given by a co-worker you dslike
Bill Gates wants to inject us all with nanobots Lizards from another planet walk among us The moon landing was a fake Princess Diana is still alive The Holocaust never happened
Mow your lawn at 7am Scatter catnip in their herbaceous borders Take up playing the violin Send their name and address Jehovah's Witnesses enquiring about Bible study courses Surreptitiously plant jerusalem artichokes in their front garden (this is a long game)