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crazyH Mon 30-May-22 22:55:07

Think I'll wear my red ra-ra skirt
And my high heels which really hurt,
My booty I’ll shake

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Crocus5 Wed 31-Aug-22 20:34:42

I’m trying to resist the Milk Tray
It’s torture and ruined my day
Had yogurt instead

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NanKate Wed 31-Aug-22 21:50:26

I’m trying to resist the Milk Tray
It’s torture and ruined my day
Had yogurt instead
And a thick slice of bread ?

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Squiffy Wed 31-Aug-22 22:06:53

I’m trying to resist the Milk Tray
It’s torture and ruined my day
Had yogurt instead
And a thick slice of bread ?
A diet is the only way.

So it’s salad and fruit for me

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Crocus5 Thu 01-Sept-22 08:55:47

So it’s salad and fruit for me
A tomato sandwich for tea

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henetha Thu 01-Sept-22 10:21:41

So it’s salad and fruit for me
A tomato sandwich for tea
With healthy brown bread

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 01-Sept-22 14:04:56

So it's salad and fruit for me
A tomato sandwich for tea
With healthy brown bread
I bounce out of bed

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Bellanonna Thu 01-Sept-22 15:46:21

So it's salad and fruit for me
A tomato sandwich for tea
With healthy brown bread
I bounce out of bed
Chanting “This is the life for me”.

Will it last? I think it might not

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GoldenLady Fri 02-Sept-22 15:59:57

Will it last? I think it might not
With all the temptations I've got

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Squiffy Fri 02-Sept-22 22:44:19

Will it last? I think it might not
With all the temptations I've got
I’ve no willpower

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Bellanonna Sat 03-Sept-22 10:01:24

Will it last? I think it might not
With all the temptations I've got
I’ve no willpower
This could turn sour

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GoldenLady Sat 03-Sept-22 17:03:59

Will it last? I think it might not
With all the temptations I've got
I’ve no willpower
This could turn sour
And I will start eating a lot!

But then, on a happier note,

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Bellanonna Sat 03-Sept-22 17:08:44

But then, on a happier note,
I’ve just bought a two-year-old goat

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 03-Sept-22 17:19:08

But then, on a happier note
I've just bought a two-year old goat
He munches the grass

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henetha Sun 04-Sept-22 12:00:59

But then, on a happier note
I've just bought a two-year old goat
He munches the grass,
Butts me on the ass,

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Crocus5 Sun 04-Sept-22 13:58:18

But then, on a happier note
I’ve just bought a two-year old goat
He munches the grass
Buts me on the ass
But better than having a stoat

I’ve just had a pizza for lunch

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GoldenLady Sun 04-Sept-22 15:01:11

I’ve just had a pizza for lunch
There is nothing better to munch

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Squiffy Sun 04-Sept-22 15:43:09

I’ve just had a pizza for lunch
There is nothing better to munch
Oozing melted cheese

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 04-Sept-22 16:42:37

I've just had a pizza for lunch
There is nothing better to munch
Oozing melted cheese
Such a jolly wheeze

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NanKate Sun 04-Sept-22 21:40:27

I've just had a pizza for lunch
There is nothing better to munch
Oozing melted cheese
Such a jolly wheeze
It all comes down to the crunch

I’ve just had a jelly for Tea

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Bellanonna Sun 04-Sept-22 21:50:33

I’ve just had a jelly for Tea
Comfort food I think you’ll agree

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Jangran99 Sun 04-Sept-22 22:54:11

I’ve just had a jelly for Tea
Comfort food I think you’ll agree
The one I like best

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henetha Mon 05-Sept-22 10:31:51

I’ve just had a jelly for Tea
Comfort food I think you’ll agree
The one I like best
Is Orange, with zest

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Squiffy Mon 05-Sept-22 10:47:23

I’ve just had a jelly for Tea
Comfort food I think you’ll agree
The one I like best
Is Orange, with zest
Followed by some crackers with Brie.

I am far too full up to move

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Crocus5 Mon 05-Sept-22 12:40:29

I am far too full up to move
It feels like I’m stuck in a groove

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GoldenLady Mon 05-Sept-22 13:33:55

I am far too full up to move
It feels like I’m stuck in a groove
Maybe one more dessert?

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