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crazyH Mon 30-May-22 22:55:07

Think I'll wear my red ra-ra skirt
And my high heels which really hurt,
My booty I’ll shake

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 28-Sept-22 12:08:56

I put on my pink lurex top
A halo o'er my golden mop
Trick-or-treating I'll go
Just to people I know
Then onto my broomstick I'll hop.

A witch bought a new pointy hat

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GoldenLady Wed 28-Sept-22 13:44:28

A witch bought a new pointy hat
And a small matching one for her cat

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Juliet27 Thu 29-Sept-22 07:12:41

A witch bought a new pointy hat
And a small matching one for her cat
Can’t let standards drop

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henetha Thu 29-Sept-22 09:42:47

A witch bought a new pointy hat
And a small matching one for her cat
Can’t let standards drop
As she flew on her mop

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Squiffy Thu 29-Sept-22 12:03:34

A witch bought a new pointy hat
And a small matching one for her cat
Can’t let standards drop
As she flew on her mop
Accompanied by her pet bat.

The cat and the bat were not friends

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GoldenLady Thu 29-Sept-22 14:22:55

The cat and the bat were not friends
A frightening scene this portends

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crazyH Thu 29-Sept-22 21:14:57

The cat and the bat were not friends
A frightening scene this portends
The wings and the paws

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henetha Fri 30-Sept-22 11:50:45

he cat and the bat were not friends
A frightening scene this portends
The wings and the paws
And very sharp claws

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Wyllow3 Sat 01-Oct-22 14:36:23

he cat and the bat were not friends
A frightening scene this portends
The wings and the paws
And very sharp claws
All captured by my Zoom lens

The night descended: it got gory

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 01-Oct-22 17:35:40

The night descended: it got gory
T'was an awful horror story

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henetha Sun 02-Oct-22 11:41:47

The night descended: it got gory
T'was an awful horror story
With blood everywhere

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crazyH Sun 02-Oct-22 13:29:54

The night descended: it got gory
T'was an awful horror story
With blood everywhere
And Kitty fur-bare

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Wyllow3 Sun 02-Oct-22 16:05:12

The night descended: it got gory
T'was an awful horror story
With blood everywhere
And Kitty fur-bare
and the bat fun of vainglory

But along came a knight on a horse...

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Wyllow3 Sun 02-Oct-22 16:06:07

Meant to read, full of vainglory

But along came a knight on a horse...

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GoldenLady Sun 02-Oct-22 16:08:41

But along came a knight on a horse...
He didn't drive an auto, of course

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Squiffy Sun 02-Oct-22 16:54:04

But along came a knight on a horse...
He didn't drive an auto, of course
The horse, an old nag

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crazyH Sun 02-Oct-22 18:09:20

But along came a knight on a horse...
He didn't drive an auto, of course
The horse, an old nag
More like a wet rag

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Wyllow3 Sun 02-Oct-22 18:15:55

But along came a knight on a horse...
He didn't drive an auto, of course
The horse, an old nag
More like a wet rag
Sent our hero into the gorse

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Wyllow3 Sun 02-Oct-22 18:17:45

He rose from the gorse with a shout

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Squiffy Mon 03-Oct-22 12:57:31

He rose from the gorse with a shout
And gave his poor nag such a clout

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GoldenLady Mon 03-Oct-22 16:03:13

He rose from the gorse with a shout
And gave his poor nag such a clout
But horses can kick

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Wyllow3 Mon 03-Oct-22 22:06:17

He rose from the gorse with a shout
And gave his poor nag such a clout
But horses can kick
And dodge a strong stick

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Juliet27 Tue 04-Oct-22 05:48:24

He rose from the gorse with a shout
And gave his poor nag such a clout
But horses can kick
And dodge a strong stick
And it then made a turnabout

Leaving rider in a pickle

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henetha Tue 04-Oct-22 10:06:47

Leaving rider in a pickle
And alone without a nickel

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 04-Oct-22 11:44:52

Leaving rider in a pickle
And alone without a nickel
He stood there fuming

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