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I’d been dreaming! Thank goodness for that

I’d been dreaming! Thank goodness for that
So I put on my best clothes and a hat

I’d been dreaming! Thank goodness for that
So I put on my best clothes and hat
And go for a stroll

I’d been dreaming! Thank goodness for that
So I put on my best clothes and hat
And go for a stroll
Pick up a bread roll

I’d been dreaming! Thank goodness for that
So I put on my best clothes and hat
And go for a stroll
Pick up a bread roll
For me, and my following cat.

Now my cat's a "tiger" you see

Now my cat's a "tiger" you see
When I take him out, the neighbors flee

Now my cat's a "tiger" you see
When I take him out, the neighbors flee
His amber eyes flash

Now my cat’s a “tiger” you see
When I take him out, the neighbours flee
His amber eyes flash
Makes everyone dash

Now my cat’s a “tiger” you see
When I take him out, the neighbours flee
His amber eyes flash
Makes everyone dash
And climb up the nearest tree

So...at the head of the queue in the shops

So...at the head of the queue in the shops
We were robbed and called out the cops

So...at the head of the queue in the shops
We were robbed and called out the cops
But the thieves had fled

So...at the head of the queue in the shops
We were robbed and called out the cops
But the thieves had fled
Had just my 2 loaves of bread

So ..at the head of the queue in the shops
We were robbed and called out the cops
But the thieves had fled
Had 2 loaves of bread
And a couple of pork loin chops

Charles111 is to be crowned next May

Charles111 is to be crowned next May
It'll be grand, in a slimmed down way,

Charles111 is to be crowned next May
It'll be grand, in a slimmed down way,
My gold-edged invite

Charles111 is to be crowned next May
It'll be grand, in a slimmed down way,
My gold-edged invite
May get here tonight

Charles111 is to be crowned next May
It'll be grand, in a slimmed down way,
My gold-edged invite
May get here tonight
Who’ll be my plus-one on the day ?

Maybe the Lothario next door ?

Maybe the Lothario next door?
He would look the part, that’s for sure

Maybe the Lothario next door?
He would look the part, that’s for sure
With his silk bow tie

Maybe the Lothario next door?
He would look the part, that’s for sure
With his silk bow tie
And his head held high

Mane the Lothario next door?
He would look the part, that’s for sure
With his silk bow tie
And his head held high
Indeed, I couldn’t ask for more

We would look an attractive pair

We would look an attractive pair
Though he does have slight thinning hair

We would look an attractive pair
Though he does have slight thinning hair
But he has a mane (see typo above ?)

We would look an attractive pair
Though he does have slightly thinning hair
But he has a man
Would it be insane?

Huh?