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crazyH Mon 30-May-22 22:55:07

Think I'll wear my red ra-ra skirt
And my high heels which really hurt,
My booty I’ll shake

Bellanonna Sat 08-Oct-22 08:59:22

I’d been dreaming! Thank goodness for that

Wyllow3 Sat 08-Oct-22 09:20:36

I’d been dreaming! Thank goodness for that
So I put on my best clothes and a hat

Crocus5 Sat 08-Oct-22 11:44:14

I’d been dreaming! Thank goodness for that
So I put on my best clothes and hat
And go for a stroll

crazyH Sat 08-Oct-22 13:52:54

I’d been dreaming! Thank goodness for that
So I put on my best clothes and hat
And go for a stroll
Pick up a bread roll

Wyllow3 Sat 08-Oct-22 13:57:13

I’d been dreaming! Thank goodness for that
So I put on my best clothes and hat
And go for a stroll
Pick up a bread roll
For me, and my following cat.

Now my cat's a "tiger" you see

GoldenLady Sat 08-Oct-22 20:14:09

Now my cat's a "tiger" you see
When I take him out, the neighbors flee

Squiffy Sat 08-Oct-22 20:54:38

Now my cat's a "tiger" you see
When I take him out, the neighbors flee
His amber eyes flash

Crocus5 Sat 08-Oct-22 21:01:28

Now my cat’s a “tiger” you see
When I take him out, the neighbours flee
His amber eyes flash
Makes everyone dash

Wyllow3 Sat 08-Oct-22 21:07:11

Now my cat’s a “tiger” you see
When I take him out, the neighbours flee
His amber eyes flash
Makes everyone dash
And climb up the nearest tree

So...at the head of the queue in the shops

henetha Sun 09-Oct-22 11:35:58

So...at the head of the queue in the shops
We were robbed and called out the cops

Juliet27 Tue 11-Oct-22 16:41:49

So...at the head of the queue in the shops
We were robbed and called out the cops
But the thieves had fled

Wyllow3 Tue 11-Oct-22 17:14:44

So...at the head of the queue in the shops
We were robbed and called out the cops
But the thieves had fled
Had just my 2 loaves of bread

Crocus5 Wed 12-Oct-22 08:45:20

So ..at the head of the queue in the shops
We were robbed and called out the cops
But the thieves had fled
Had 2 loaves of bread
And a couple of pork loin chops

Charles111 is to be crowned next May

henetha Wed 12-Oct-22 09:50:42

Charles111 is to be crowned next May
It'll be grand, in a slimmed down way,

crazyH Wed 12-Oct-22 11:56:52

Charles111 is to be crowned next May
It'll be grand, in a slimmed down way,
My gold-edged invite

GoldenLady Wed 12-Oct-22 14:26:39

Charles111 is to be crowned next May
It'll be grand, in a slimmed down way,
My gold-edged invite
May get here tonight

crazyH Wed 12-Oct-22 16:24:15

Charles111 is to be crowned next May
It'll be grand, in a slimmed down way,
My gold-edged invite
May get here tonight
Who’ll be my plus-one on the day ?

Maybe the Lothario next door ?

Crocus5 Wed 12-Oct-22 16:58:16

Maybe the Lothario next door?
He would look the part, that’s for sure

crazyH Wed 12-Oct-22 18:49:38

Maybe the Lothario next door?
He would look the part, that’s for sure
With his silk bow tie

Bellanonna Wed 12-Oct-22 22:27:23

Maybe the Lothario next door?
He would look the part, that’s for sure
With his silk bow tie
And his head held high

Crocus5 Sat 15-Oct-22 09:17:38

Mane the Lothario next door?
He would look the part, that’s for sure
With his silk bow tie
And his head held high
Indeed, I couldn’t ask for more

We would look an attractive pair

crazyH Sat 15-Oct-22 11:17:07

We would look an attractive pair
Though he does have slight thinning hair

Juliet27 Sun 16-Oct-22 08:05:38

We would look an attractive pair
Though he does have slight thinning hair
But he has a mane (see typo above ?)

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 16-Oct-22 09:13:12

We would look an attractive pair
Though he does have slightly thinning hair
But he has a man
Would it be insane?

GoldenLady Sun 16-Oct-22 14:56:06

Huh?

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