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crazyH Mon 30-May-22 22:55:07

Think I'll wear my red ra-ra skirt
And my high heels which really hurt,
My booty I’ll shake

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 04-Oct-22 11:44:52

Leaving rider in a pickle
And alone without a nickel
He stood there fuming

henetha Tue 04-Oct-22 10:06:47

Leaving rider in a pickle
And alone without a nickel

Juliet27 Tue 04-Oct-22 05:48:24

He rose from the gorse with a shout
And gave his poor nag such a clout
But horses can kick
And dodge a strong stick
And it then made a turnabout

Leaving rider in a pickle

Wyllow3 Mon 03-Oct-22 22:06:17

He rose from the gorse with a shout
And gave his poor nag such a clout
But horses can kick
And dodge a strong stick

GoldenLady Mon 03-Oct-22 16:03:13

He rose from the gorse with a shout
And gave his poor nag such a clout
But horses can kick

Squiffy Mon 03-Oct-22 12:57:31

He rose from the gorse with a shout
And gave his poor nag such a clout

Wyllow3 Sun 02-Oct-22 18:17:45

He rose from the gorse with a shout

Wyllow3 Sun 02-Oct-22 18:15:55

But along came a knight on a horse...
He didn't drive an auto, of course
The horse, an old nag
More like a wet rag
Sent our hero into the gorse

crazyH Sun 02-Oct-22 18:09:20

But along came a knight on a horse...
He didn't drive an auto, of course
The horse, an old nag
More like a wet rag

Squiffy Sun 02-Oct-22 16:54:04

But along came a knight on a horse...
He didn't drive an auto, of course
The horse, an old nag

GoldenLady Sun 02-Oct-22 16:08:41

But along came a knight on a horse...
He didn't drive an auto, of course

Wyllow3 Sun 02-Oct-22 16:06:07

Meant to read, full of vainglory

But along came a knight on a horse...

Wyllow3 Sun 02-Oct-22 16:05:12

The night descended: it got gory
T'was an awful horror story
With blood everywhere
And Kitty fur-bare
and the bat fun of vainglory

But along came a knight on a horse...

crazyH Sun 02-Oct-22 13:29:54

The night descended: it got gory
T'was an awful horror story
With blood everywhere
And Kitty fur-bare

henetha Sun 02-Oct-22 11:41:47

The night descended: it got gory
T'was an awful horror story
With blood everywhere

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 01-Oct-22 17:35:40

The night descended: it got gory
T'was an awful horror story

Wyllow3 Sat 01-Oct-22 14:36:23

he cat and the bat were not friends
A frightening scene this portends
The wings and the paws
And very sharp claws
All captured by my Zoom lens

The night descended: it got gory

henetha Fri 30-Sept-22 11:50:45

he cat and the bat were not friends
A frightening scene this portends
The wings and the paws
And very sharp claws

crazyH Thu 29-Sept-22 21:14:57

The cat and the bat were not friends
A frightening scene this portends
The wings and the paws

GoldenLady Thu 29-Sept-22 14:22:55

The cat and the bat were not friends
A frightening scene this portends

Squiffy Thu 29-Sept-22 12:03:34

A witch bought a new pointy hat
And a small matching one for her cat
Can’t let standards drop
As she flew on her mop
Accompanied by her pet bat.

The cat and the bat were not friends

henetha Thu 29-Sept-22 09:42:47

A witch bought a new pointy hat
And a small matching one for her cat
Can’t let standards drop
As she flew on her mop

Juliet27 Thu 29-Sept-22 07:12:41

A witch bought a new pointy hat
And a small matching one for her cat
Can’t let standards drop

GoldenLady Wed 28-Sept-22 13:44:28

A witch bought a new pointy hat
And a small matching one for her cat

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 28-Sept-22 12:08:56

I put on my pink lurex top
A halo o'er my golden mop
Trick-or-treating I'll go
Just to people I know
Then onto my broomstick I'll hop.

A witch bought a new pointy hat

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