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crazyH Mon 30-May-22 22:55:07

Think I'll wear my red ra-ra skirt
And my high heels which really hurt,
My booty I’ll shake

Jangran99 Sun 09-Apr-23 16:53:55

My uncle always smoked a pipe
Not sure why, but it caused me hype
It wasn’t the smell

crazyH Fri 07-Apr-23 22:56:18

My uncle always smoked a pipe
Not sure why, but it caused me hype

Juliet27 Fri 07-Apr-23 21:49:21

For friendship is to be cherished
Before our good feelings have perished
To know someone's there
And they truly care
Is a bond that should be nourished

My uncle always smoked a pipe

CazzJazz Fri 07-Apr-23 17:34:04

For friendship is to be cherished
Before our good feelings have perished
To know someone's there
And they truly care

Juliet27 Fri 07-Apr-23 15:57:49

For friendship is to be cherished
Before our good feelings have perished
To know someone’s there

GoldenLady Fri 07-Apr-23 14:39:43

For friendship is to be cherished
Before our good feelings have perished

Jangran99 Fri 07-Apr-23 14:10:41

We must make the most of each day
While the sun shines, we must make hay
It’s never too late
So let’s make a date
To meet with good friends, come what may.

For friendship is to be cherished

Juliet27 Fri 07-Apr-23 07:10:09

We must make the most of each day
While the sun shines, we must make hay
It’s never too late
So let’s make a date

Jangran99 Thu 06-Apr-23 23:52:20

We must make the most of each day
While the sun shines, we must make hay
It’s never too late

crazyH Thu 06-Apr-23 18:30:50

We must make the most of each day
While the sun shines, we must make hay

Juliet27 Thu 06-Apr-23 18:25:12

I wish the year would go less fast
It seems no time since Ch....mas last,
Time certainly flies
What a surprise
As we age the time whizzes past

We must make the most of each day

CazzJazz Thu 06-Apr-23 17:48:21

I wish the year would go less fast
It seems no time since Ch....mas last,
Time certainly flies
What a surprise

GoldenLady Thu 06-Apr-23 17:39:39

I wish the year would go less fast
It seems no time since Ch….mas last,
Time certainly flies

Jangran99 Thu 06-Apr-23 09:43:52

I wish the year would go less fast
It seems no time since Ch….mas last,

Juliet27 Wed 05-Apr-23 08:00:39

Though I’m glad UK has seasons
I can think of a few reasons
Spring has sprung
New life has begun
And birds are rehearsing their songs

I wish the year would go less fast

Crocus5 Tue 04-Apr-23 21:44:48

Though I’m glad UK has seasons
I can think of a few reasons
Spring has sprung
New life has begun

NanKate Tue 04-Apr-23 21:08:52

Though I’m glad UK has seasons
I can think of a few reasons
Spring has sprung

Jangran99 Tue 04-Apr-23 21:06:21

Though I’m glad UK has seasons
I can think of a few reasons

Juliet27 Tue 04-Apr-23 06:42:30

A pothole fairy is needed
Every journey I’m impeded
My tyres are a mess,
They’ll soon decompress
I wish the holes could be ‘feeded’ !

Though I’m glad UK has seasons

Jangran99 Sun 02-Apr-23 17:47:25

A pothole fairy is needed
Every journey I’m impeded
My tyres are a mess,
They’ll soon decompress

crazyH Sun 02-Apr-23 17:30:22

A pothole fairy is needed
Every journey I’m impeded
My tyres are a mess

Jangran99 Sun 02-Apr-23 17:26:05

A well-dressed woman from Surrey
Seemed to be in a great hurry
Her impatience grew
When she saw the queue
And she stomped off in a flurry

A pothole fairy is needed
Every journey I’m impeded

CazzJazz Sat 01-Apr-23 16:21:54

A well-dressed woman from Surrey
Seemed to be in a great hurry
Her impatience grew
When she saw the queue
Of people waiting for curry

Oh not another queue

Juliet27 Sat 01-Apr-23 16:17:57

A well-dressed woman from Surrey
Seemed to be in a great hurry
Her impatience grew
When she saw the queue
And she stomped off in a flurry

A pothole fairy is needed

Crocus5 Sat 01-Apr-23 15:50:17

A well-dressed woman from Surrey
Seemed to be in a great hurry
Her impatience grew
When she saw the queue

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