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crazyH Mon 30-May-22 22:55:07

Think I'll wear my red ra-ra skirt
And my high heels which really hurt,
My booty I’ll shake

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Juliet27 Wed 11-Jan-23 06:34:37

My favorite pal is a poodle
With whom I love to canoodle

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 11-Jan-23 13:37:58

My favourite pal is a poodle
With whom I love to canoodle
With fur so curly

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GoldenLady Thu 12-Jan-23 01:47:24

My favourite pal is a poodle
With whom I love to canoodle
With fur so curly
But he gets up too early

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henetha Thu 12-Jan-23 11:44:02

My favourite pal is a poodle
With whom I love to canoodle
With fur so curly
But he gets up too early
I love to draw him and doodle.

He loves chasing my poor cat, Fred

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crazyH Thu 12-Jan-23 11:54:37

He loves chasing my poor cat, Fred
Who has a wee mouse in his bed

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GoldenLady Thu 12-Jan-23 16:23:09

He loves chasing my poor cat, Fred
Who has a wee mouse in his bed
My house is a zoo!

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henetha Fri 13-Jan-23 10:18:16

He loves chasing my poor cat, Fred
Who has a wee mouse in his bed
My house is a zoo!
With plenty of poo

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GoldenLady Fri 13-Jan-23 16:37:27

He loves chasing my poor cat, Fred
Who has a wee mouse in his bed
My house is a zoo!
With plenty of poo
And I'm wondering what lies ahead.

Of creatures, I'd say I have plenty

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Juliet27 Fri 13-Jan-23 21:44:30

Of creatures, I'd say I have plenty
I’d planned to have only twenty

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NanKate Fri 13-Jan-23 21:48:59

Of creatures, I'd say I have plenty
I’d planned to have only twenty
Ten dogs and ten moggies

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crazyH Fri 13-Jan-23 21:58:59

Of creatures, I'd say I have plenty
I’d planned to have only twenty
Ten dogs and ten moggies
Five of them, Corgis

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 15-Jan-23 16:44:40

Of creatures, I'd say I have plenty
I'd planned to have only twenty
Ten dogs and ten moggies
Five of them, corgis
We're in a fisherman's penty.

It's a heck of a squash, you see

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Juliet27 Sun 15-Jan-23 17:12:28

It's a heck of a squash, you see
And there’s almost no room for me

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crazyH Sun 15-Jan-23 18:58:49

It's a heck of a squash, you see
And there’s almost no room for me
So I’ve decided

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GoldenLady Mon 16-Jan-23 14:20:03

It's a heck of a squash, you see
And there’s almost no room for me
So I’ve decided
After being derided

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 17-Jan-23 12:53:13

It's a heck of a squash, you see
And there's almost no room for me
So I've decided
After being derided
This little house is just too wee.

The sign is up, 'House for Sale'

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Juliet27 Tue 17-Jan-23 13:58:01

The sign is up, 'House for Sale'
Check out Rightmove for detail

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crazyH Tue 17-Jan-23 14:02:42

The sign is up, 'House for Sale'
Check out Rightmove for detail
Carpets are new, so,

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 21-Jan-23 12:52:31

The sign is up, 'House for Sale'
Check out Rightmove for detail
Carpets are new, so
If you've enough dough

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crazyH Sat 21-Jan-23 13:45:39

The sign is up, 'House for Sale'
Check out Rightmove for detail
Carpets are new, so
If you've enough dough
You could buy a smart new hand-rail

There’s something fishy going on

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Juliet27 Sun 22-Jan-23 06:38:41

There’s something fishy going on
This new offer must be a con

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GoldenLady Sun 22-Jan-23 14:53:15

There’s something fishy going on
This new offer must be a con
Are the "creatures" included?

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Juliet27 Sun 22-Jan-23 16:19:18

There’s something fishy going on
This new offer must be a con
"creatures" included? changed for rhythm
Was that alluded?

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Crocus5 Mon 23-Jan-23 11:59:07

There’s something fishy going on
This new offer must be a con
“Creatures” included?
Was that alluded?
None of us will be put upon

I’m thankful for the sun today

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GoldenLady Mon 23-Jan-23 13:44:23

I’m thankful for the sun today
My spirits are lifted that way

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