LIMERICKS 17 (contd)

I peeked into her posh larder
Made me decide to try harder

Does it really matter, does it?
But lack of a waist I cuss it
Where I should go in
There’s just too much skin
Oh my neighbour, she is so fit ?

I peeked into her posh larder

Does it really matter, does it?
But lack of a waist I cuss it
Where I should go in
There’s just too much skin

Does it really matter, does it?
But lack of a waist I cuss it
Where I should go in

Does it really matter, does it?
But lack of a waist I cuss it

I picked my first strawberries tonight.
Oooh, that lovely juicy first bite
Need sugar and cream
Fits a gourmet's dream
But my poor body, what a sight !

Does it really matter, does it?

I picked my first strawberries tonight.
Oooh, that lovely juicy first b
ite,
Need sugar and cream
Fits a gourmet's dream

I picked my first strawberries tonight.
Oooh, that lovely juicy first bite,
Need sugar and cream

I picked my first strawberries tonight.
Oooh, that lovely juicy first bite,
I need sugar and cream

I picked my first strawberries tonight.
Oooh, that lovely juicy first bite,

The Tories have had a big shock
Seems their voters have run amok
Their work’s now cut out
Of that there’s no doubt
But is Boris’s head on the block?

I picked my first strawberries tonight.

The Tories have had a big shock
Seems their voters have run amok
Their work's now cut out
Of that there's no doubt

The Tories have had a big shock
Seems their voters have run amok
Their work's now cut out

The Tories have had a big shock
Seems their voters have run amok

I'll sit down with a ball of wool
Like Tom Daley, think knitting's cool
With specs on my nose
I’ll take up a pose
In my wool swimsuit by the pool.

The Tories have had a big shock

I'll sit down with a ball of wool
Like Tom Daley, think knitting's cool
With specs on my nose
I’ll take up a pose

I'll sit down with a ball of wool
Like Tom Daley, think knitting's cool
With specs on my nose

I'll sit down with a ball of wool
Like Tom Daley, think knitting's cool

I'm going to watch the tennis
Rather than fly off to Venice
I'm not too sporty
I'm over forty
So I will give all that a miss.

I'll sit down with a ball of wool

I’m going to watch the tennis
Rather than fly off to Venice
I’m not too sporty
I'm over forty

’m going to watch the tennis
Rather than fly off to Venice
I’m not too sporty

I’m going to watch the tennis
Rather than fly off to Venice

Poor Bill’s stuck on the first green
He always makes such a scene
Moaning and whining
He’s definitely pining
About something that might have been?

I’m going to watch the tennis

Poor Bill’s stuck on the first green
He always makes such a scene
Moaning and whining
He’s definitely pining

Poor Bill’s stuck on the first green
He always makes such a scene
Moaning and whining