LIMERICKS 17 (contd)

I had a strange dream just last night
Before me stood a figure, so bright
I shook and I quivered
I wept and shivered

I had a strange dream just last night,
Before me stood a figure, so bright
I shook and I quivered

I had a strange dream just last night,
Before me stood a figure, so bright

She said, "I've a spare set somewhere,"
Will they fit you, I wonder, this pair? ??
He said," thanks a bunch,
Can now have my lunch
I'll return them later with care!"

I had a strange dream just last night,

She said, "I've a spare set somewhere,"
Will they fit you, I wonder, this pair? ??
He said," thanks a bunch,
Can now have my lunch

She said, "I've a spare set somewhere,"
Will they fit you, I wonder, this pair? ??
He said," thanks a bunch,

She said, "I've a spare set somewhere,"
Will they fit you, I wonder, this pair? ??

It’s elderly Jim from next door
With a beard that grazes the floor
Says, "I've lost me teeth!"
“I can’t eat me beef!”
His problem she couldn't ignore.

She said, "I've a spare set somewhere,"

It’s elderly Jim from next door
With a beard that grazes the floor
Says, "I've lost me teeth!"
“I can’t eat me beef!”

It’s elderly Jim from next door
With a beard that grazes the floor
Says, "I've lost me teeth!"

It’s elderly Jim from next door
With a beard that grazes the floor

She stumbles her way to the chair
Whilst slurping a cider of pears
She soon starts to snore
Then a knock at the door
Just manages to call “Who’s there?”

It’s elderly Jim from next door

She stumbles her way to the chair
Whilst slurping a cider of pears
She soon starts to snore
Then a knock at the door

She stumbles her way to the chair
Whilst slurping a cider of pears
She soon starts to snore

She stumbles her way to the chair
Whilst slurping a cider of pears

There was an old lady called Liz
Who was partial to drinking Fizz
A glass ? on waking
Then a whole lot of baking
And by noon, she’s all in a tizz

She stumbles her way to the chair

There was an old lady called Liz
Who was partial to drinking Fizz
A glass ? on waking
Then a whole lot of baking

There was an old lady called Liz
Who was partial to drinking Fizz
A glass ? on waking

There was an old lady called Liz
Who was partial to drinking Fizz

There was an old lady called Liz

New start line fairfraise ?

And then we can treat them to tea!

It's hostels, not hotels for me
You will meet more locals, you see
We're sure to have fun
Under the hot sun

We're sure to have fun

It's hostels, not hotels for me
You will meet more locals, you see