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crazyH Mon 30-May-22 22:55:07

Think I'll wear my red ra-ra skirt
And my high heels which really hurt,
My booty I’ll shake

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Juliet27 Sat 04-Mar-23 07:13:07

I stumble out of bed and see
A pile of ironing waiting for me
I go back to bed
Nooo, the cat wants fed
And now it seems I need a wee

The end of a cosy lie in

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Jangran99 Fri 03-Mar-23 22:31:01

I stumble out of bed and see
A pile of ironing waiting for me
I go back to bed
Nooo, the cat wants fed

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GoldenLady Fri 03-Mar-23 15:38:38

I stumble out of bed and see
A pile of ironing waiting for me
So I go back to bed

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Bellanonna Fri 03-Mar-23 09:07:45

I stumble out of bed and see
A pile of ironing waiting for me

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crazyH Thu 02-Mar-23 19:10:43

Well, it's still the beginning of March
But birds are singing in the larch
By the time I wake
It seems it’s daybreak
And my throat is really parched

I stumble out of bed and see

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Juliet27 Thu 02-Mar-23 17:11:48

Well, it's still the beginning of March
But birds are singing in the larch
By the time I wake
It seems it’s daybreak

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crazyH Thu 02-Mar-23 16:54:57

Well, it's still the beginning of March
But birds are singing in the larch
By the time I wake

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Juliet27 Thu 02-Mar-23 16:50:07

Well, it's still the beginning of March
But birds are singing in the larch

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GoldenLady Thu 02-Mar-23 15:20:26

It's still a bit chilly and wet
And there’s still more to come I bet
Though sweet signs of spring
And joys it will bring
Make it easy the cold to forget.

Well, it's still the beginning of March

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Juliet27 Thu 02-Mar-23 06:25:44

It's still a bit chilly and wet
And there’s still more to come I bet
Though sweet signs of spring
And joys it will bring

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Jangran99 Wed 01-Mar-23 22:03:58

It's still a bit chilly and wet
And there’s still more to come I bet
Though sweet signs of spring

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Juliet27 Wed 01-Mar-23 17:39:14

It's still a bit chilly and wet
And there’s still more to come I bet

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 01-Mar-23 14:55:46

'My' blackbirds have started their nest
They tackle the task with such zest
And the racket they make
Should anything take
Will stop them amidst their foul quest.

It's still a bit chilly and wet

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Juliet27 Thu 23-Feb-23 16:25:03

‘ My’ blackbirds have started their nest 😀
They tackle the task with such zest
And the racket they make
Should anything take

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GoldenLady Thu 23-Feb-23 15:23:55

My’ blackbirds have started their nest 😀
They tackle the task with such zest
And the racket they make

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Jangran99 Thu 23-Feb-23 14:23:55

‘My’ blackbirds have started their nest 😀
They tackle the task with such zest

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Juliet27 Thu 23-Feb-23 07:58:34

A turtle was crossing the road
To surprise his friend Mr Toad
He slowly ambled
His life he gambled
But that shell’s such a heavy load

‘My’ blackbirds have started their nest 😀

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Jangran99 Wed 22-Feb-23 14:09:14

A turtle was crossing the road
To surprise his friend Mr Toad
He slowly ambled
His life he gambled

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 22-Feb-23 12:47:40

A turtle was crossing the road
To surprise his friend Mr Toad
He slowly ambled

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Jangran99 Tue 21-Feb-23 16:29:34

A turtle was crossing the road
To surprise his friend Mr Toad

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GoldenLady Tue 21-Feb-23 13:29:52

Which shall it be, red or white?
Well red keeps me up half the night
White and my head spins
Rose - a headache begins
Maybe I'll drink Coke or Sprite?

A turtle was crossing the road

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Bellanonna Tue 21-Feb-23 09:42:17

Which shall it be, red or white?
Well red keeps me up half the night
White and my head spins
Rose - a headache begins

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Juliet27 Tue 21-Feb-23 07:29:26

Which shall it be, red or white?
Well red keeps me up half the night
White and my head spins

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Jangran99 Sun 19-Feb-23 17:00:35

Which shall it be, red or white?
Well red keeps me up half the night

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GoldenLady Fri 17-Feb-23 13:57:57

On the whole, I would rather be single
But sometimes it's fun to mingle
So mingle with care
As some don’t play fair
And your alarms might set off a jingle.

Which shall it be, red or white?

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