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Next weekend we put our clocks back
And then the evening light we'll lack
Could we not rebel?
That idea you could sell!

Next weekend we put our clocks back
And then the evening light we'll lack
Could we not rebel?

Next weekend we put our clocks back
And then the evening light we’ll lack

Next weekend we put our clocks back
I bet I'll forget and lose track,

Not an easy job to take on!
‘Specially him, to the manor born
Although, after Truss
There could be a fuss
Whatever he does, he’ll get scorn!

Next weekend we put our clocks back

Not an easy job to take on!
‘Specially him, to the manor born
Although, after Truss
There could be a fuss

Not an easy job to take on!
‘Specially him, to the manor born
Although, after Truss

Not an easy job to take on!
‘Specially him, to the manor born

Many of us feel left behind
We're constantly told to "be kind"
So, what's new? I ask
PM to unmask
So it’s Sunak who’s been assigned.

Not an easy job to take on!

Many of us feel left behind
We're constantly told to "be kind"
So, what's new? I ask
A Prime Minister to unmask

Many of us feel left behind
We're constantly told to "be kind"
So, what's new? I ask

Many of us feel left behind
We’re constantly told to “be kind”

My postman is on strike today
Another one wanting more pay
His job’s sinking fast.
And likely won't last
They want justice without more delay

Many of us feel left behind

My postman is on strike today
Another one wanting more pay
His job’s sinking fast.
And likely won't last

My postman is on strike today
Another one wanting more pay
His job’s sinking fast.

My postman is on strike today
Another one wanting more pay

Window shopping is what I love
Though most prices are way above
What I can afford
So I just get bored
And want to give models a shove.

My postman is on strike today

Window shopping is what I love
Though most prices are way above
What I can afford
So I just get bored

Window shopping is what I love
Though most prices are way above
What I can afford

Window shopping is what I love
Though most price are way above

It's ironing which spoils my day
I'd rather go out and make hay
But I live in the city
Don’t offer pity
There are benefits, coming my way.

Window shopping is what I love

It's ironing which spoils my day
I'd rather go out and make hay
But I live in the city
Don’t offer pity

It's ironing which spoils my day
I'd rather go out and make hay
But I live in the city

It's ironing which spoils my day
I'd rather go out and make hay

Which job do you most hate, I ask
Mopping the floors is a task
I'll sit down with cake
More crumbs, big mistake,
Like eating while wearing a mask.

It's ironing which spoils my day